Dirk: Heh.

D: heh

Bro:

Hal: Heh.

Dave: nope

@alchemic-elements

Tony was out with Shun-Xin at their farm refuge, enjoying the sights as she carried him around. But then he heard something like a rustling of leaves -- except it was in the ultrasonic range. "Mama, hold still!" he told her; his auditory systems homed in on the sound's source, while analyzing it.

Shun-Xin halted, looking side to side to see what was the matter. Then she spotted the motion of the nearby grass, as a shudder ran through her. It was a prairie rattlesnake! It started to rear up...

"NO!" Tony screeched. A nimbus of dark energy flared around his hands, and the rattlesnake's color suddenly shifted from mottled tans to a solid dark gray. "It can't hurt you... Not anymore?" He looked up at Shun-Xin, still looking fearful.

"Wha--" Shun-Xin eyed the snake. "What did you do?"

"It's iron. You're safe, Mama -- you're safe." Tony hugged her.

Bro: I like when we play games in the futon, it's one o f the few times Dave doesn't act awkward when I hug him.

Dirk: I am also plagued by mysterious reasons to do things.

D: non-sexual things that turn me on... well-

Dirk: Brotherhood.

Hal: My dude, I come with the news from the future, that's everyone.

D: that is n-

Dirk: Bro also gets off on fatherhood.

Bro: Nah, hate that shit, just a regular daddy kink.

Hal: Somebody should make Dave aware of that little caveat then, poor kid will never achieve his dreams of being his father's boywife, better tell him it's ninety seven point sixty five percent not happening.

Dirk: Throw out his maid outfit.

D: guys lay of-

Bro: Hold on, when did he get a maid outfit? He didn't want to use the one I gave him.

Hal: Wasn't he doing that abstinence bet with Davesprite at the time? Who won in the end anyway?

D: bro, you don't even have a proper outfit just the lingerie

Davesprite: What were you guys saying about me?

Bro: Hold on Hal-y, that was on February last year, he told me were to shove it this March.

Dirk: We are debating if you two were doing the abstinence bet when Bro asked Dave to dress in a maid outfit.

Dave: bro doesn't wear lingerie tho?

Hal: No way was that this March, he was super horny the whole time he said yes to basically everything.

D: what do you mean bro doesn't wear lingerie? i bet he is wearing the lace panties right now

Davesprite: oh that was last year, who won anyway?

Dirk: Don't ask me, hey what's something non-sexual, non-familial that turns you on?

Bro: To you maybe, he didn't say yes to my maid outfit

Dave: i mean panties barely count but even if they did (which they don't) he still only wears them sometimes not enough to justify your reaction bro doesn't wear lingerie that is not a thing that happens

Davesprite: oh uhhhh i don't know man, wrist watches? you know when they are thick and gaudy?

Dirk: Dave, what the fuck do you mean panties don't count as lingerie?

Hal: Because it didn't happen on March lord bro

D: watches are an excellent choice 'sprite. I'm a bigger fan of a hunk putting on driving gloves

Dave: i mean think about it dude they are just masks of the pussy but garter belts and corset are were it's at

Bro: The fuck you mean it didn't happen on March? Kid I was there, don't go lying to my face if you don't want to be put in your place.

Davesprite: i love bro's gloves too

Hal: I mean that it couldn't have happened on March because you were busy with that big project for your page but you keep on being wrong, maybe I want to get put in my place by a fool.

Dirk: Dave, lingerie literally means undergarments, by definition panties count as lingerie.

Bro: Come here you brat

D: i wasn't talking about bro's gloves, i was talking about a completely different hunk putting on completely different driving gloves

Dave: so what you know the soul of a word is what matters and panties don't have the soul of the lingerie

Davesprite: ooooh i'm sure you were D, you were just thinking of a completely different guy with big muscles, and huge hands, that likes to pull and pull and pull and snap his gloves one, every morning just were you can see before you go to work, no relation tho

Dirk: The soul of a word? What are you talking about right now? I f you have the hots for garter belts just day that.

Dave: don't pretend like you don't know exactly what i'm talking about