STAN/FORD PINES

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Greetings. Welcome to our ask blog, traveler.

Don’t you think that sounds a lil uppity, Sixer?

Stanley. Do not interrupt me while I’m introducing us.

Blahblahblahblahblah…

…As I was saying. Welcome. Here we will unravel the many secrets of our universe, together.

Or just have fun. Hey! Wanna hear a funny story bout Sixer?

MOVING ON! In order to differentiate between the two of us, we have chosen to use different colors, and fonts. We will also try to talk in alternating lines. We hope this will be helpful.

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Yes! But please understand that we don’t do long form RP with oc’s! We want everyone to feel included and it’s hard to do that if we’re running long story lines! But we’d love to say hi to your oc!

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We’re just two college kids trying to do something fun on the side, we get busy and can’t always post so we don’t have a regular schedule, we post when we can!

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SHHHHH!! Are you crazy!? He doesn't need to know all of this.

Vincit qui patitur, @aeschylusmaximillianpines

Is “ur mom” an appropriate answer here? AHAHHAHA I’m so funny! Wait…that would be my brother’s wife… uhhh nevermind

Stanley. Must you always be so crude. Dr.Who, ah yes. I watched that a lot growing up. Of course I don’t know any of the newer renditions.

Dreams are complex for me, so I tend to not think of them more than need be. Though, I can say intrusive thoughts in the lab are... Fascinating. The one that would fit your prompt would probably be when the thought of was a world in which Stanley built the portal between dimensions and I was the one who pushed him in by accident. It was rather a strange dream, and almost comical if you think about it!

Had a dream that Bill and Fiddleford were fighting fist to cuffs over Sixer. Still not sure if that really happened or not

It did not.

if you could be any animal, which animal would you choose and why?

Possum. Because they are free and can hang upside without getting dizzy

I think I’d much like to be the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. They are extraordinary little creatures.

Out of any animal in this world and you chose a beetle?

Also both u n stan are very cute btw ^^

You better be in your forties at very least to be saying stuff like that.

anonymous anon

Thanks! Where’s my gift?

We shall have cake today, despite neither of us being father’s. We appreciate your kindness!

…can you just say thank you, Pointdexter. Not everything has to be fancy nerd talk

You know Stanley..you don’t get any less annoying no matter how many birthdays we have

Just curious though, how many of your other versions have you met thus far? Especially given Mabel's whole multiverse thing, can't believe you didn't notice it wasn't the 'real' Mabel Stan, her english would've made my professor proud LOL!

Also for the both of you, which adult beverage is your favorite? On a similar note to that, who gets drunk faster? Hope you guys continue having fun!

Allons-y, Matrix

@matrixbearer2024

A couple? I look pretty good in most of the universes. Also, people make mistakes, like forgetting someone’s birthday. I like scotch in the rocks and neat whiskey. Or dirty whiskey. I just really like whiskey. But I don’t really drink anymore. I’m sure that I could out drink Sixer though.

Something called "Whiskey Reserve". Mabel got it for me from BubbleBath and Beyond or something like that.

...Depends..what beef?

$20!? For one fic? Are you insane? Are you crazy? (Are you caught up on the latest season of "Duchess Approves"?)

What's the Duchess Approves? And what are "Fics"?

What can I say, I'm a simple man.

No, you're a sellout.

Says the guy that gave his soul to a knockoff corn chip.