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Mod smuppet is leavin the blog. Find me as Dirk again on @dumbass-ectobrothers if you're interested.

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-Mind

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#ooc #mod dave #holy shIT #I REALLY HAVE DUMB BITCH DISEASE HUH

So do you guys have favorite musicals? Or bands? Shows? I’m asking for... reasons.

Dave: ehh? not really tbh? the only thing i favourite out of those options is the musical hamilton because that shit slapped

Alpha: I don’t really have a favourite in those.

Dirk: No.

Lizzie: bands? I got a couple but i don’t think the boys are into them so eh

#mod dave #mod smuppet #mod impairedterracotta

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is this song from some alternate reality

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I’m happy, just being with you, what does it matter, what you do in beD WITH GUYS?!

Dirk has given up and left the building.

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

HEY EVERYONE WHY ISNT DIRK ALLOWED TO DRIVE?

“Yknow how you can get ice cream cones at Mc donlad’s? This boi would go into the drive through shirtless everytime and get two and just rub it on his chest...that and i swear this dude wants to race any car on the highway.”

#Muse: Lizzie #Mod ImpairedTerracotta #ic #Anonymous

Because you see, if it were meeeeee, I would feel free to say, that I was gay. But I’m not gay

"Dude."

#ic #mod smuppet #muse: dirk

A twunk is a twink and a hunk tho

"I am not a Twink."

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

I mean cuz hey, I’d like you an-y-way

"Uhm?"

Cue a confused Dirk

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

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Dirk why doesn’t Liz want you driving?

He doesn't seem like he wants to answer that...

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

Mod smuppet is back!

I was away camping so

#ooc #mod smuppet

Ramble about Jake you fuckin anime dweeb twunk

"Just because of what you called me after, I refuse to ramble about Jake. In fact I wouldn't ramble about him even if you asked nicely."

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

Iiiiif you were gay, that’d be ok

"Of course, being gay is okay. I may be an asshole buy I'm an asshole stuffed full of pride man."

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

wait dirk you have more than one crush???

He says nothing, just staring you down. Poor anon.

#ic #muse: dirk #mod smuppet

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Fellas, what's some Good Advice

“Never let Dirk drive...Ever.”

#Muse: Lizzie #Mod ImpairedTerracotta #ic #Anonymous

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[Mod Smuppet doesn't know how to start a thread so Dirk is just bursting into the store like] AIGHT FUCKERS WERE ARE THE BATS I HAVE SIBLINGS TO BEAT- {I'm sorry @Ask-some-striders}

YOU NEED BATS??? IVE GOT TWENTY!

Jake crashes onto the floor, holding at least five bats in his grasp.

// @ask-some-striders

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Dirk jumps back a bit, clearly startled only to freeze when he sees that it's jake

"What...?"

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