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How've you been doing with the bull hybrid baby?
Oh! Good. Good. It was rough at first but we're getting through it.
Guys everything's fine and everything's normal.
Seeing as its Halloween... anyone in costume is able to me and be rewarded with a peice of candy!
How's things going?
Pretty good. Having a hard time sleeping but we're okay.
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Man I sure do love being an aroace gender ambiguous individual.
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They're bidding on me
STOP BIDDING ON MY MOM
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I will kill you again.
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WHO THE FUCK-
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Man I sure do love being an aroace gender ambiguous individual.
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*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
Let him get to know you. Let him rest on your chest, hear your heartbeat and breathing. Talking to him. Most babies get familiar with their father before they are even born, they can hear when still in the womb. But since you were given him..make uo for lost time. Just talk about anything, let him hear you and get used to you.
Sometimes skin to skin contact is good as well, although he is a bit older..it could help him get used to being around you.
Alcaeus, I like that name..
Oh- I should probably give myself a heart and lungs then... shouldn't I...
*There's no outward change, but Joel does shrug off his vest, and loosens the collar of his shirt. Not fully off, but enough for a baby head.*
I mean he's just a month. That's really not that old, right? I mean. Its a month I have to catch up on, but not bad.
*Joel holds out his arms, offering to take the baby back.*
If Alcaeus is too long, we can just call him Al.
You...dont have a heart and lungs naturally...?
*Bomb stares at Joel in confusion as he gently holds out the baby to Joel*
And yeah, a month isnt bad, if anything it should be pretty quick to have his brain register you as well, his dad..
Nah. Inside is mostly green.
*Joel very carefully takes the baby, cradling him and holding his head to the exposed part of his chest.*
I got you, little guy...
Yeah... I've heard newborns are difficult.
Weird....but yeah, newborns are difficult. Especially if you dont really have experience
Hey, it's makes every form easier if I don't have to think about the inside. Just the outside.
*The baby cuddles into Joel, who bounces him gently.*
... thanks, Bomb. For the advice. I was lost.
Yeah, i guess that makes sense
*Bomb smiles as the baby gets closer to Joel*
Yeah, of course! You are my brother, after all
Aww... I'm going to squish him.
*Joel is smiling, barely holding back cuteness aggression.*
He can't drink cow milk, right? Or is he able to become hes a bull hybrid?
Uhm...I think regular baby formula at first and when he gets a bit older maybe try cow milk? If it doesnt work go back to the formula and baby food on-and-off
Don't squish the baby, he will get angry
*Bomb giggles, although he does reach up to just ever to slightly squish one of his cheeks*
Got it, got it. Formula for now.
*The baby gives Bomb the biggest, saddest eyes, frowning so intensely, big crocodile tears.*
Bomb! What did you do??
*Joel laughs a little as he bounces and rocks the baby to try and keep him from crying.*
Awee, its okay sweetie..did I wake you up? Im sorry
*Bomb giggles a bit, before making and exaggerated frowny face at the baby to try and make him laugh*
*Baby's eyes widen, lip trembling, before starting absolutely wailing.*
Oh no- hey, hey, shhh, shh. Its okay. You're okay.
*Joel shifts the baby to be cradling him, shushing, rocking, trying his hardest.*
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
Let him get to know you. Let him rest on your chest, hear your heartbeat and breathing. Talking to him. Most babies get familiar with their father before they are even born, they can hear when still in the womb. But since you were given him..make uo for lost time. Just talk about anything, let him hear you and get used to you.
Sometimes skin to skin contact is good as well, although he is a bit older..it could help him get used to being around you.
Alcaeus, I like that name..
Oh- I should probably give myself a heart and lungs then... shouldn't I...
*There's no outward change, but Joel does shrug off his vest, and loosens the collar of his shirt. Not fully off, but enough for a baby head.*
I mean he's just a month. That's really not that old, right? I mean. Its a month I have to catch up on, but not bad.
*Joel holds out his arms, offering to take the baby back.*
If Alcaeus is too long, we can just call him Al.
You...dont have a heart and lungs naturally...?
*Bomb stares at Joel in confusion as he gently holds out the baby to Joel*
And yeah, a month isnt bad, if anything it should be pretty quick to have his brain register you as well, his dad..
Nah. Inside is mostly green.
*Joel very carefully takes the baby, cradling him and holding his head to the exposed part of his chest.*
I got you, little guy...
Yeah... I've heard newborns are difficult.
Weird....but yeah, newborns are difficult. Especially if you dont really have experience
Hey, it's makes every form easier if I don't have to think about the inside. Just the outside.
*The baby cuddles into Joel, who bounces him gently.*
... thanks, Bomb. For the advice. I was lost.
Yeah, i guess that makes sense
*Bomb smiles as the baby gets closer to Joel*
Yeah, of course! You are my brother, after all
Aww... I'm going to squish him.
*Joel is smiling, barely holding back cuteness aggression.*
He can't drink cow milk, right? Or is he able to become hes a bull hybrid?
Uhm...I think regular baby formula at first and when he gets a bit older maybe try cow milk? If it doesnt work go back to the formula and baby food on-and-off
Don't squish the baby, he will get angry
*Bomb giggles, although he does reach up to just ever to slightly squish one of his cheeks*
Got it, got it. Formula for now.
*The baby gives Bomb the biggest, saddest eyes, frowning so intensely, big crocodile tears.*
Bomb! What did you do??
*Joel laughs a little as he bounces and rocks the baby to try and keep him from crying.*
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
Let him get to know you. Let him rest on your chest, hear your heartbeat and breathing. Talking to him. Most babies get familiar with their father before they are even born, they can hear when still in the womb. But since you were given him..make uo for lost time. Just talk about anything, let him hear you and get used to you.
Sometimes skin to skin contact is good as well, although he is a bit older..it could help him get used to being around you.
Alcaeus, I like that name..
Oh- I should probably give myself a heart and lungs then... shouldn't I...
*There's no outward change, but Joel does shrug off his vest, and loosens the collar of his shirt. Not fully off, but enough for a baby head.*
I mean he's just a month. That's really not that old, right? I mean. Its a month I have to catch up on, but not bad.
*Joel holds out his arms, offering to take the baby back.*
If Alcaeus is too long, we can just call him Al.
You...dont have a heart and lungs naturally...?
*Bomb stares at Joel in confusion as he gently holds out the baby to Joel*
And yeah, a month isnt bad, if anything it should be pretty quick to have his brain register you as well, his dad..
Nah. Inside is mostly green.
*Joel very carefully takes the baby, cradling him and holding his head to the exposed part of his chest.*
I got you, little guy...
Yeah... I've heard newborns are difficult.
Weird....but yeah, newborns are difficult. Especially if you dont really have experience
Hey, it's makes every form easier if I don't have to think about the inside. Just the outside.
*The baby cuddles into Joel, who bounces him gently.*
... thanks, Bomb. For the advice. I was lost.
Yeah, i guess that makes sense
*Bomb smiles as the baby gets closer to Joel*
Yeah, of course! You are my brother, after all
Aww... I'm going to squish him.
*Joel is smiling, barely holding back cuteness aggression.*
He can't drink cow milk, right? Or is he able to become hes a bull hybrid?
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*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
Let him get to know you. Let him rest on your chest, hear your heartbeat and breathing. Talking to him. Most babies get familiar with their father before they are even born, they can hear when still in the womb. But since you were given him..make uo for lost time. Just talk about anything, let him hear you and get used to you.
Sometimes skin to skin contact is good as well, although he is a bit older..it could help him get used to being around you.
Alcaeus, I like that name..
Oh- I should probably give myself a heart and lungs then... shouldn't I...
*There's no outward change, but Joel does shrug off his vest, and loosens the collar of his shirt. Not fully off, but enough for a baby head.*
I mean he's just a month. That's really not that old, right? I mean. Its a month I have to catch up on, but not bad.
*Joel holds out his arms, offering to take the baby back.*
If Alcaeus is too long, we can just call him Al.
You...dont have a heart and lungs naturally...?
*Bomb stares at Joel in confusion as he gently holds out the baby to Joel*
And yeah, a month isnt bad, if anything it should be pretty quick to have his brain register you as well, his dad..
Nah. Inside is mostly green.
*Joel very carefully takes the baby, cradling him and holding his head to the exposed part of his chest.*
I got you, little guy...
Yeah... I've heard newborns are difficult.
Weird....but yeah, newborns are difficult. Especially if you dont really have experience
Hey, it's makes every form easier if I don't have to think about the inside. Just the outside.
*The baby cuddles into Joel, who bounces him gently.*
... thanks, Bomb. For the advice. I was lost.
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
Let him get to know you. Let him rest on your chest, hear your heartbeat and breathing. Talking to him. Most babies get familiar with their father before they are even born, they can hear when still in the womb. But since you were given him..make uo for lost time. Just talk about anything, let him hear you and get used to you.
Sometimes skin to skin contact is good as well, although he is a bit older..it could help him get used to being around you.
Alcaeus, I like that name..
Oh- I should probably give myself a heart and lungs then... shouldn't I...
*There's no outward change, but Joel does shrug off his vest, and loosens the collar of his shirt. Not fully off, but enough for a baby head.*
I mean he's just a month. That's really not that old, right? I mean. Its a month I have to catch up on, but not bad.
*Joel holds out his arms, offering to take the baby back.*
If Alcaeus is too long, we can just call him Al.
You...dont have a heart and lungs naturally...?
*Bomb stares at Joel in confusion as he gently holds out the baby to Joel*
And yeah, a month isnt bad, if anything it should be pretty quick to have his brain register you as well, his dad..
Nah. Inside is mostly green.
*Joel very carefully takes the baby, cradling him and holding his head to the exposed part of his chest.*
I got you, little guy...
Yeah... I've heard newborns are difficult.
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
Let him get to know you. Let him rest on your chest, hear your heartbeat and breathing. Talking to him. Most babies get familiar with their father before they are even born, they can hear when still in the womb. But since you were given him..make uo for lost time. Just talk about anything, let him hear you and get used to you.
Sometimes skin to skin contact is good as well, although he is a bit older..it could help him get used to being around you.
Alcaeus, I like that name..
Oh- I should probably give myself a heart and lungs then... shouldn't I...
*There's no outward change, but Joel does shrug off his vest, and loosens the collar of his shirt. Not fully off, but enough for a baby head.*
I mean he's just a month. That's really not that old, right? I mean. Its a month I have to catch up on, but not bad.
*Joel holds out his arms, offering to take the baby back.*
If Alcaeus is too long, we can just call him Al.
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
*Bomb laughs, his hand pausing its movements for a few seconds*
Jeremy? Really, Joel?
*When Bomb stops laughing he goes back to running it through Joel's hair, sometimes moving to rub the back of his neck before going back to his hair every once in awhile*
But yeah, me and Doc can help for a while, but im sure you'll do just fine once you get the feel for it
What?? Its a good name!
*Joel laughs.*
I'll find something better. Maybe... Alcaeus.
Thank you... just... where should I start? What's a good first step?
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
Well, im not sure about that..the skin from the horns shoving through it will be sensitive. If anything, ice might make it worse. I reccomdend gently rubbing the spot between his horns, and when they finally pierce the skin, then rub the skin around it. He might bleed a bit though, but thats normal, he'll be okay.
Yeah, definitely dont fly for now..or at least, not in crowded areas where yoy could hit the guy. He's not old enough to have the energy and knowledge to regenerate or respawn.
*Bomb adjusts the hold on the baby before reaching up with his free hand to run a comforting hand theough Joel's hair*
I'll be here to help as much as can, but with my own baby on the way it might be a little hard to help get supplies and stuff in a few months. Although im sure Doc will happily help with that was well.
What are you gonna name him? You're his father now, prepared or not..
Oh, okay, yeah. I can do that. Help the horns get through then clean up whatever mess is made. Little guy will be worth it.
*Joel leans into the hand, always a sucker for physical affection.*
Don't push yourself too hard. You have a little one on the way, I'm sure if I need help I can find someone.
Yeah... names... hm... Jeremy.
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*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
Well most of that stuff i can get pretty easily, I cant help with finding a place for the nursery though...
I would reccomend taking a bull form while the kid is still little, mainly bdcuase children learn by observing. So if you walk around in a bull form, he'll learn the mannerisms. Plus when he gets older and can actually understand emotions a bit better, he wont feel weird by not being the same as he dad. Once hes an older kid or young teen you can likely switch back to whatever form is most comfortable for you.
I will warn you however, he will grow horns. And it will be painful for him, just like when they get their first set of teeth in. So expect crying and him trying to hit his head on things..
*Bomb gestures for Joel to come closer, wanting to try and make him less sad*
Any help at all I'd appreciate...
*Joel steps over, cupping the baby's tiny face with his hand.*
Yeah... yeah I can hold up a bull form. That's not hard. No harder than this form. Just molding clay. Poor guy... I'll keep an eye out for when I notice it. Ice helps with teething, right? They could help with horns?
*In a matter of moments, the tanooki ears and tail fold away, and bull horns, ears, and a tail are formed.*
He's why I didn't fly over. If I crash into a wall I know I'll recover. I don't know about him...
*Theres a ping on Bombs com, from Joel!*
<Smallishbeans> I need help
<Smallishbeans> I need advice
<Smallishbeans> something happened
- @ask-smallishbeans
<BOMB> Are you okay?
<BOMB> I cant get to you, I cant walk.
<BOMB> Can you fly here or do I need to send Doc by?
<BOMB> Are you hurt at all? I can tell Doc to set up a room here if needed
*Bomb mught be panicking just slightly...*
*Theres a long pause.*
<Smallishbeans> I think I can fly over
<Smallishbeans> I don't know
<Smallishbeans> It might not be safe
<Smallishbeans> I'll walk
*Last thing he wants is to drop the baby while flying. So he tucks the little one up in a few blankets, and packs a shulker of various foods, water, and milk. *
<Smallishbeans> I'm not hurt
<BOMB> its good you aren't hurt
<BOMB> Do you want me to try and meet half way? Ive gotten good in a wheelchair chair, I can maybe show up a little ways
<Smallishbeans> No need to
<Smallishbeans> I can make it
<Smallishbeans> have to put down com will be there in 20
*Joel shoves his com in his pocket, focus on the baby in his arms, and keeping him asleep. Well... Joel can't just the baby "baby". He needs to come up with a name!*
*When Bomb hears a knock on the door, he wheels forward and opens it. His face goes through about 20 different emotions, mainly ones of confusion, before moving out of the way to let Joel in*
Hey...
*Joel enters. He put the shulker in his inventory, to focus on the baby. He tilts said baby so Bomb can see his face.*
Yeah. So. I was building when I heard crying and there was just. A baby. On the ground. I don't- I dont know what to do.
Okay..uhm..do they have a name? Did you try and see if the parents were around or at least any like..parts of a parent?
*Bomb reaches out to gently examine the face of the baby for any scratches or bruises*
Mind if I see the baby for a second? I wanna make sure they are okay
No name. Whoever left him left a note, saying he's a bull hybrid, has no name, is a month old, and mine now. And I- I don't know what to do- I looked around- but like- my city isnt baby proof at all! I had to do so much to make it okay for Asrian... I don't know what to do about an actual baby...
*Joel hesitates, but offers Bomb the baby. He places down his shulker, and gets out the note, offering it too.*
I... I didn't do great with Hermes. I don't know...
Hm..
*Bomb takes the baby carefully, gently examining it for any injuires. He then sighs in relief when he seems to be okay*
Joel, you are going to do just fine. You may make mistakes, and thays okay. I do too, and im the literal god of children. But all children need something different. You are great with Asrian, you'll be great with this boy as well.
*Bomb takes the note and reads it as he gently rocks the baby, frowning*
I wonder who this was...
*Joel fidgets with his hands in front of him.*
I just don't know where to start... he needs food, so I'll have to find a place I can get formula. He needs a nursery, so I'll have to find the least dangerous building to set up one in, and sleep nearby. He needs other baby things like diapers and clothes and stuff and just... I didn't expect anything like this.
*His tail hangs limply, ears folded down.*
And- he's a bull. Am I supposed to take on a bull form? I mean. I can do that. Its not an issue. I just... don't know where to start.
