the cage life

(farts seductively)

i can see why adam left u for a pineapple

too soon

sorry dude but u gotta man up and accept the fact that adam had a child with a pineapple

I’m not re a d y

we can do things that single people do like go to stripclubs actually lets not do that id just get flustered and embarrassed over naked boobers

and I get nervous when people touch me. like when u tried to teach me how to dAnce

and I ACCIDENTALLY ripped ur arms off

we’d be kicked out in the first two minutes bc u ripped the ladies arms ofF WHO DOES THAT

I PANICKED OK???????????????/

WAIT

WHAT IF I RIPPED A BOOBER OFF

OH DAD THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING LADY WOULD BE SO MAD AND W HAT WOULD SHE DO WITH ONE BOOBER OFF??????

IDK??? JOIN THE WOMEN OF THE AMAZON? OR WOULD I HAVE TO LIEK RIP TH E O THE R ONE OF F TOO????????????

jFC JUST GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ADAM SO U DONT RIP ANY LADY BOOBERS OFF

I WANT TO RIP BOOBERS OFF JUST TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS OK

JUST ONCE

DO NOT RIP BOOBERS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*RIPS UR BOOBER OFF*

I DO NOT HAVE BOOBER U RIPPED MY NIPPLE OFF

GOOD

#comedic gold #asksassysamandriel #asksassymichael

How do we even have followers

oh i'll ass ur blog *winkity wonkity*

hwo A

*sWAeATS*

#NSFw!111!!!!! # SUPER PAoRN #SLIhTy ARuOSED

#Ill wink ur wonk #god i hope no one reads these tags #asksassymichael

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you geegs better get ur ass ur blogs

what if u were just chilling out somewhere and u slowly began to transform into a penis rocket-ship and u blasted off into space like nyooom

I’d ride that dick into infinity and beyond

asksassygabriel

if ur not dead can i not be dead 2/?

No go back in ur cage

#my bros are the worst #asksassygaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybriel #ask-sassy-michael

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shit-grace-says

FUCK ME SOFTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

grace (via shit-grace-says)

#iconic

ask--sassy--adam-blog

IM GONNA RIP UR MATE RIGHT OUT OF UR MATEHOLE MATE

U WANNa GO M8? I’lL BASH YE heAD IN! *waves arms around harmlessly in a very threatening manner*

#asksassysamandriel #asksassymichael #ask my meatsuit a question

ONLY I GET TO RIP BODY PARTS OFF STEP OFF SAMANDROOKFFVTSVHGDL

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asksassysheriffjody

Hello yes I would like to turn myself in for the whole pineapple thing

Here it is. We finally have the conclusion to the pineapple debacle. I will detain you for a week to see if there are any hacking shenanigans reasons you’d like to recant your confession. After that, you will be tried by a jury of your peers, so I’d maybe find a lawyer if I were you.

ask--sassy--adam-blog

does this mean i get to stand in the victim box! that’d be so cool! I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment!

#how to get unarrested by asksassymichael #asksassymichael

Jk u can't arrest me now no undosies

lordwhat

Congrats on getting knocked up?

thANks you too!!!!1!11!!

ask--sassy--adam-blog

Is Michael going to have a pineapple child because you're his baby daddy?

don’t u dare even mention that or the non-existent fetus will get ideas

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

adam dont be a little shit im a bit emotional atm

I never wanted this message to see the light of day but I’m going to post it as a PSA to show you what exactly I deal with on a daily basis

HOW ARE YOU AN ADULT

I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT SHIT WHEN I HACKED YOU OMFG

you’re obviously not helping your situation by REBLOGGING IT AGAIN

tbh u arent eitHER CUZ U REBLOGGED IT TOO

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I never wanted this message to see the light of day but I’m going to post it as a PSA to show you what exactly I deal with on a daily basis

HOW ARE YOU AN ADULT

#hshdhshzJjhshsgs #*sweats*#asksassysam #asksassymichael

I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT SHIT WHEN I HACKED YOU OMFG

sassy michael is a sexual goddess if I were to be so lucky as to sleep with him, goddamn I would fuck the shitout of him and mke him tres uncomf by moanin his dads name