ask-roxy

reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

jake dirk dave :)))

cheep cheep

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

ok!

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so ur a femboy

I’m going to elect to not answer that.

first rule of the neu America political constitution (there’s a different one for politics than there is the everyday people) is that a yes or no question must be answered appropriately on a national or international stage. You are in violation of that first amendment.

*somehow grabs you and pulls you back up*

*blows away the tea with a fan* Answer the question

jakey is that u