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Why anon, I think you are mistaken.-Ghetsis

Naturally, they’re not our real names. They’re more what you would call…code names, yes.…Oh, and by the way, they’re actually Scots-Gaelic, not Irish Gaelic.-Tri

dear anonymousyou seem to have forgotten that i spent most of my years living among pokemon in  the wilderness with little or no food when this happens the proper response is to forage for food the wilderness can provide great bounty to those who know what to look for so you see any sacrifice on my or my friends’ part in such a situation would be wholly unnecessary and foolish i hope that answered your question satisfactorily-n.h.

Dear Anonymous, As I am in a particularly charitable mood, I have decided to dispense some pearls of wisdom to you. You should feel honored.When it comes time for you to choose a career, I suggest you steer clear from fields in which some amount of literary skill is required.  Your talents clearly lie elsewhere.Yours truly, Ghetsis

if i had a zoroark's power to make myself look like any pokemon i wanted do you really think i would stay in a human shape all the time?-N.H.

Probably the same reason Cilan went from shy and stuttering to the most outgoing, flamboyant character on the show.  -Colress

mind reading hm well i suppose i can see how it might look that way to an outside observer -N.H.

um since when has hair color been indicative of what color the ice cream you like is can you imagine how few choices someone with black hair would have

um why would i hate you i do not even know you -N.H.

Now, now, I think you have the wrong address. You're probably looking for those assholes over on the Plasma Frigate, yes? Here, let me give you directions--you'd like them written in red, yes? -Plasma Grunt Lucinda