‘hello...w-welcome!’

‘BBQ’s a cool place!!! My half brother,Kagemura lives there!!! He comes for visits at Springdale but I’ve never been there,he’s only told me stories about it. if you see him tell him I said hello!! Oh yeah! Sorry I got sidetracked. But maybe I can ask him but...I’m not worried if he’s says no I’m worried that it’d make him sad or stressed.....my bedroom’s right next to Dad and Father’s and whenever I hear him talk about his side of the family and he’s sounds stressed. I want to know about this but I don’t want to make him feel uncomfortable.’

‘You’re right,I don’t think Father was ever really a family man until he met my Dad. all I know is something really bad happened between him and his family...possibly multiple bad things! I actually decided to ask him about them just now and he was.....surprisingly calm! He just said it was a really realllllllllly long story and that’ll understand when I’m older. All I know is that I have a great grandfather named Squisker and someone else in his family named “Blankie” or something…also what inferno?’

‘Oh the INFINITE inferno,I’ve heard rumors and stories about it in school but I didn’t think it actually existed. one story is about this boy who went in there out of curiosity and never returned. Speaking of rumors I heard a rumor from my best friend,Ranbo (I’ll post about her soon) that while she was walking home from school she saw a giant rainbow blanket squid swimming! I don’t know if that’s true though she likes to blow things out of proportions-’

‘BBQ’s a cool place!!! My half brother,Kagemura lives there!!! He comes for visits at Springdale but I’ve never been there,he’s only told me stories about it. if you see him tell him I said hello!! Oh yeah! Sorry I got sidetracked. But maybe I can ask him but...I’m not worried if he’s says no I’m worried that it’d make him sad or stressed.....my bedroom’s right next to Dad and Father’s and whenever I hear him talk about his side of the family and he’s sounds stressed. I want to know about this but I don’t want to make him feel uncomfortable.’

‘You’re right,I don’t think Father was ever really a family man until he met my Dad. all I know is something really bad happened between him and his family...possibly multiple bad things! I actually decided to ask him about them just now and he was.....surprisingly calm! He just said it was a really realllllllllly long story and that’ll understand when I’m older. All I know is that I have a great grandfather named Squisker and someone else in his family named “Blankie” or something…also what inferno?’

‘BBQ’s a cool place!!! My half brother,Kagemura lives there!!! He comes for visits at Springdale but I’ve never been there,he’s only told me stories about it. if you see him tell him I said hello!! Oh yeah! Sorry I got sidetracked. But maybe I can ask him but...I’m not worried if he’s says no I’m worried that it’d make him sad or stressed.....my bedroom’s right next to Dad and Father’s and whenever I hear him talk about his side of the family and he’s sounds stressed. I want to know about this but I don’t want to make him feel uncomfortable.’

‘he’s a white-tailed ptarmigan! I talk to him alot about my issues and my dreams!’

‘I wanna be a chairman like a father! I’m making a livling off of mowing the lawn,doing the dishes and cheerleading right now! even though I feel like it’ll be hard to get to chairman level,heck it was hard for me to do cheerleading because of my bones! but I feel like if I work hard enough I’ll get there!’

Well, I’m sure with enough work and time you can become chairman! And I’ll bet you’ll be a great one too!

‘thanks! and I’m sure you’ll be a amazing astrologist some day!’

Thanks! I’m hoping I’ll find an astrology job soon! (My dad actually made me a dream floor that’s full of astrology based stuff! I like to go there to relax sometimes, it’s basically space with oxygen, so there isn’t any gravity. I love to float around in the room and just stare at the stars and constellations. It helps me clear my mind when I’m stressed!)

‘W O A H ! usually when I’m stressed or sad I go to my room,lock the door,cry…..cry…….kids at my school can be awful sometimes………..’

‘oh……I usually get beaten up and insulted for my weaknesses and my disabilities……some thereaten that if I tell anyone they’ll get more violent or even worse…..that crap keeps me up at night…..’

That sounds absolutely awful…I really wish I could be able help you out…you don’t deserve to be treated like that…what jerks those people are!

‘don’t worry,Jett! it’s not your fault,in fact it’s more or less MY fault for refusing to get my bones fixed in the first place…I was young and dumb back then…….’

What did happen to your bones? Was there an accident or was it something you’ve had from birth?

‘it was a accident at birth,my bones weren’t made with the normal amount of collagen and that had alot of side-effects that I didn’t notice until my first day of preschool….some kid pushed me and I broke my knee,JUST BY FALLING ON THE GROUND….my dad realised and said he could fix my bones but there was a high chance I could have died,I still remember saying in tears “NO,DADDY I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!!!!” he decided to not do it because he too wanted me to live……that was a burden I now carry……….’

‘one accident I got into one time was at prom….I tried to get some punch but I ended up spilling it everywhere! everyone was laughing and calling me names and I started to have a mental breakdown because I can’t take that kind of stuff and my friends had to make a fool of themselfs getting out of there and it was all my fault!’

I’m sure that wasn’t really your fault! Accidents happen, and it’s bound to be that one or two of them will embarrass us. I mean, hey, you’re talking to a dude who has easy access to the room he was BORN in! (There’s even a very, very faint stain in the room from when I was born) Yeah…my parents found out I was coming too late and I was…born in my father’s office…so I have an embarrassing moment from birth. I also have a friend, her name’s Dana, who was born in her parents car because they weren’t fast enough to the hospital! She takes any chance she can to avoid driving in that car after she found out. (There’s still a stain on the back seat from it.)

‘my parnets didn’t even give birth to me! I was created the same place Hansfull was created. that place is also where I get all my bandages for when I get beaten up or other stuff! so yeah I kinda know what that feels like!’

‘I’m the youngest in my family,I try to spend alot of time with my parnets and brother but it gets really hard cuz my parnets are really busy and my father keeps making these awful dad puns and I have to suffer through them! and Hansfull going through this phase about being the cool kid and I don’t wanna mess up his style cuz ya know…….I’m sorta kinda a huge loser.’

‘yeah…..I still remember the first dad joke Father told me ‘hi hungry…..I’m Father’ I cringed!!! and I’m sorry your worried about your parnets going to jail,the first time my Father got the job at the sukiyaki trade I was worried about Dame Deartime and what she did in the past….I’ve tried to get over but I’m still kinda scared. ya know I use to have amazing self esteem when I was younger! or atleast until I lost BirBir……I was weak and couldn’t even defend myself!! I’ve been trying to get over it and leave the past behind but it’s been hard…….’

‘that’s......really insparaitonal!!! you’re right Don!!! I will try to see the brighter side!!!! even if it’s hard!!!!!! I have a family that loves me and food on the table!!!!!! thanks Don!!!!!’

‘he’s a white-tailed ptarmigan! I talk to him alot about my issues and my dreams!’

‘I wanna be a chairman like a father! I’m making a livling off of mowing the lawn,doing the dishes and cheerleading right now! even though I feel like it’ll be hard to get to chairman level,heck it was hard for me to do cheerleading because of my bones! but I feel like if I work hard enough I’ll get there!’

Well, I’m sure with enough work and time you can become chairman! And I’ll bet you’ll be a great one too!

‘thanks! and I’m sure you’ll be a amazing astrologist some day!’

Thanks! I’m hoping I’ll find an astrology job soon! (My dad actually made me a dream floor that’s full of astrology based stuff! I like to go there to relax sometimes, it’s basically space with oxygen, so there isn’t any gravity. I love to float around in the room and just stare at the stars and constellations. It helps me clear my mind when I’m stressed!)

‘W O A H ! usually when I’m stressed or sad I go to my room,lock the door,cry…..cry…….kids at my school can be awful sometimes………..’

‘oh……I usually get beaten up and insulted for my weaknesses and my disabilities……some thereaten that if I tell anyone they’ll get more violent or even worse…..that crap keeps me up at night…..’

That sounds absolutely awful…I really wish I could be able help you out…you don’t deserve to be treated like that…what jerks those people are!

‘don’t worry,Jett! it’s not your fault,in fact it’s more or less MY fault for refusing to get my bones fixed in the first place…I was young and dumb back then…….’

What did happen to your bones? Was there an accident or was it something you’ve had from birth?

‘it was a accident at birth,my bones weren’t made with the normal amount of collagen and that had alot of side-effects that I didn’t notice until my first day of preschool….some kid pushed me and I broke my knee,JUST BY FALLING ON THE GROUND….my dad realised and said he could fix my bones but there was a high chance I could have died,I still remember saying in tears “NO,DADDY I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!!!!” he decided to not do it because he too wanted me to live……that was a burden I now carry……….’

‘one accident I got into one time was at prom….I tried to get some punch but I ended up spilling it everywhere! everyone was laughing and calling me names and I started to have a mental breakdown because I can’t take that kind of stuff and my friends had to make a fool of themselfs getting out of there and it was all my fault!’

I’m sure that wasn’t really your fault! Accidents happen, and it’s bound to be that one or two of them will embarrass us. I mean, hey, you’re talking to a dude who has easy access to the room he was BORN in! (There’s even a very, very faint stain in the room from when I was born) Yeah…my parents found out I was coming too late and I was…born in my father’s office…so I have an embarrassing moment from birth. I also have a friend, her name’s Dana, who was born in her parents car because they weren’t fast enough to the hospital! She takes any chance she can to avoid driving in that car after she found out. (There’s still a stain on the back seat from it.)

‘my parnets didn’t even give birth to me! I was created the same place Hansfull was created. that place is also where I get all my bandages for when I get beaten up or other stuff! so yeah I kinda know what that feels like!’

‘I’m the youngest in my family,I try to spend alot of time with my parnets and brother but it gets really hard cuz my parnets are really busy and my father keeps making these awful dad puns and I have to suffer through them! and Hansfull going through this phase about being the cool kid and I don’t wanna mess up his style cuz ya know…….I’m sorta kinda a huge loser.’

‘yeah.....I still remember the first dad joke Father told me ‘hi hungry.....I’m Father’ I cringed!!! and I’m sorry your worried about your parnets going to jail,the first time my Father got the job at the sukiyaki trade I was worried about Dame Deartime and what she did in the past....I’ve tried to get over but I’m still kinda scared. ya know I use to have amazing self esteem when I was younger! or atleast until I lost BirBir......I was weak and couldn’t even defend myself!! I’ve been trying to get over it and leave the past behind but it’s been hard.......’