Melone

I am not letting that slide. Watch out.

Oh shit oh fuck

(He's cooked 😭 –Mod)

(IM DUMB AS HELLL I FORGOT TO SWITCH PROFILES but yea. yea he is.)

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often

I moved out, you purple moron.

Who the fuck says i dont nap in your bed while you sleep HOE

You don’t even know my new address, and I’d very much like to keep it that way :/

Seems like someone hasn’t been taking his meds… you’ve gotta be consistent with that.

HAH?? HOW DARE YOU I AM PERFECTLY MENTALLY FINE.

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often

I moved out, you purple moron.

Who the fuck says i dont nap in your bed while you sleep HOE

You don’t even know my new address, and I’d very much like to keep it that way :/

gonna toss that pompous asswipe into those bacteria infested waters in the amazon rainforest that go up your urethra and eat you alive

You slut you couldve just told me to push you instead SMHHHHH

I’M the slut???!!!! You look like you’d want Prosciutto’s place in this situation…….

Well now that you really make me think about it….

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often

I moved out, you purple moron.

Who the fuck says i dont nap in your bed while you sleep HOE

gonna toss that pompous asswipe into those bacteria infested waters in the amazon rainforest that go up your urethra and eat you alive

You slut you couldve just told me to push you instead SMHHHHH

It’s nice not to have things in the refrigerator constantly go missing

Well I am not the one scrambling to the kitchen every night.. and plus my camille are getting stolen more and more often