Ask the gangster and the swordwoman

Peko Pekoyama: W-what? I-I don't know-

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Why is everyone obsessed with us getting married or having kids? It's hard to do that if we're on a fucking island!

Peko Pekoyama: Does that mean if we weren't on the island, Bocchan, you'd start planning such things?

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Shut up! I don't want to hear any more of it! Anyone else that asks will regret it!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: I may not want to rely on my family too much, but I'd make an exception this time. We'd both get implants or dentures or whatever.

Peko Pekoyama: I would do as Bocchan commands. Though we really don't have such perfect teeth. Bocchan has weak enamel from eating too many sweets (like karintos) and not drinking milk. He's had quite a few cavities.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Damnit Peko, you don't have to tell them that!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Ask that princess. Seems like something she'd know.

Peko Pekoyama: Micronations haven't existed in Japan since the late 1980's. Since then, they've merged with cities.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Why the hell would you ask?

Peko Pekoyama: Unless you're possibly suggesting the island we're on is that, a micronation. Is it?

Peko Pekoyama: I'm sorry?

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: You know we're not that soda-obsessed mechanic, right? Go dress up as that princess and ask him. Bet he'd get a fucking thrill over that.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ... ... ...

Peko Pekoyama: ... ... ...

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ... ... ...

Peko Pekoyama: ... ... ...

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ...Why the hell would we do something like that?

Peko Pekoyama: I think our conversation above speaks volumes for us.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Did you forget what I am? Why the hell would I want to raise a kid as a gangster and to be like me? No kid should feel pressured to grow up like that.

Peko Pekoyama: No, but there is change. Maybe you can change things, Bocchan.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: What?

Peko Pekoyama: You may hide it, Bocchan, but you're actually very kind and caring. I think you'd make a good father.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: W-what? That's not- Why the hell would you say that? Fuck it, no kids! We'll steal those stupid hamsters and get dogs and cats!

Peko Pekoyama: ...That's even better. I've already started by taking Jum-P when Tanaka-san wasn't looking. I'll get the others soon enough.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: What the hell? Who the hell is that?

Peko Pekoyama: Oh, anonymous, you must be out of your mind to think I'd chose anyone other than Bocchan.

Peko Pekoyama: With Bocchan's permission, I'll knock some sense back into you.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Do it, Peko. I don't like to command you like this, but anyone that has to ask this deserves to bit beaten with a practice sword.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Better than that K-ON reject's music, that's for sure.

Peko Pekoyama: What a strange question. For a machine, it's a combination of both pretty yet sad. Is this a new trend of music?

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: What. The. Fuck?

Peko Pekoyama: I've heard Sonia-san talk about Genocider Syo, but I never thought she'd speak to us. Thank you. It's an honor and I'm sure Sonia-san may be jealous if she ever found out.

Peko Pekoyama: ...Her stories never mentioned what a long tongue you have.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: My favorite thing about Peko is that she's always by my side. Even if I try to push her away she still stays nearby, like she knows I don't want to be alon-

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Why the hell am I telling you people this?!

Peko Pekoyama: Bocchan...

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: P-Peko? Y-you didn't hear anything, got it?! Damnit, go away!

Peko Pekoyama: ...My back will be against yours. If you need anything, please let me know.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ...

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Plans? Do you mean m-marriag- why the hell would you think that? We're still in high school!

Peko Pekoyama: T-they never said anything about marriage, Bocchan.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Shut up! Look, all I need to know about the future is that Peko's with me! That's all that matters!

Peko Pekoyama: I'm sworn to Bocchan. Wherever he goes, I'll follow.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Don't say it like that! I mean, you can choose some places to go too and I'll follow. We're in this together and that's that!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: It's the Kuzuryuu Family Badge, that's all.

Peko Pekoyama: Mine isn't a pin, but rather an emblem. It's something the school gave to different super high school levels such as myself.

Peko Pekoyama: He has, yes. The first few tries weren't the best-

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Braids are hard to do.

Peko Pekoyama: But he's learned and is almost perfect at braiding my hair. It's because of him that I wear my ribbons in the first place.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: I-it just makes things easier, that's all!

Peko Pekoyama: Usually I practice kendo or fencing. I'm not the Super High School Level Swordswoman for no reason. I practice to be as good as I am now and even better.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: The hell's it to you? I do whatever the hell I want!

Peko Pekoyama: Usually I see you sitting back while I practice, Bocchan.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: S-shut up! I'm not watching you!

Peko Pekoyama: I never said you were.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ...Damnit.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: Cute nicknames? Who needs that. Peko's Peko. She'll always be Peko to me.

Peko Pekoyama: Well, there is Bocchan.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: 'Bocchan' isn't a cute nickname. I told you to stop it with that crap.

Peko Pekoyama: Well, what about Fu-san?

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: F-Fu-san?

Peko Pekoyama: Yes. I think that's the perfect cute nickname for you, Fu-san.