Rich, Handsome, Powerful Vampire of Your Dreams 🩷

I caught plenty after I moved to a different area! Fishing in the same spot as you was distracting, and I pulled out too quickly. 😏

Uh, I really appreciate the thought, but you don't need to go through the trouble. (nervous laugh)

the hate of polyamorous people feels so arbitrary to me. like i know bigotry is irrational but like. you understand the appeal of threesomes and foursomes but you can't respect when people love multiple people. even though you have multiple friends. there's gunk in your brain

I like my chicken medium rare

Have fun with Salmonella! I'll visit you in the hospital tomorrow. A little busy tonight

Have fun, lucky guy! And worry not, you don't have to visit me. I'll be busy tomorrow either way! With hot mommies dressed as nurses giving me some sweet sweet antibiotics, passing iv fluids and bringing me some jelly 😌✨

I like my chicken medium rare

Have fun with Salmonella! I'll visit you in the hospital tomorrow. A little busy tonight

How do you know I'm not lurking around in the shadows, watching? 👀

Gotta help a girl out!

Why are bats so cute?.... The small ones

Why are bats so cute?.... The small ones

// OH MY GOD YOU COULD'VE SAID IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE 🤣🤣🤣

//ooc:so everything...my reality tapes,my asks for support...was all a lie?...ok,i can understand that, being autistic makes u belive on everything (yes,i am autistic,and brazilian)

//Well no, I decided to have him actually move, just a week later. So you're fine. 😁