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are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry 

sometimes I get a strong urge to abandon everything and buy a big yellow raincoat and live in an obscure fishing village on the coast of somewhere foreign where it’s always cloudy and eat a lot of stew and ride my bike everywhere and forget everything

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water

Did you know that you can just….imagine a cat. like right now you can make an an entire cat inside your head and look at it. a cat. your own cat to look at right there in your mind anytime you want.  Advanced technique,,you can make the cat do things. A whole cat in your head right now playing with a bit of string. the power is yours. 

[puts water in blender by itself] [puts on highest setting for a full minute] fuck you