Our own special corner of camp!!

(Christ, is that really what you're going to call it? No, no, I don't have a better idea, David, I just . . . whatever, fine. It's a great title. I love it.) Anyway, this blog is what David wants to do with the pathetic amount of free time we get. Don't ask me how he got me to agree, I don't know either. I guess you guys already know who we are — how many underpaid idiots working for a piece of shit summer camp run by a con man can there be? (I'm not insulting the camp, David, I'm just being honest!) Anyway, I'm Gwen, and David's the moron who came up with all the titles. If you've got questions about the camp, or some brain injury that makes you want to know more about us, ask away. Apparently we've got nothing better to do. (No, I don't wanna. Listen, if you wanted it on the blog you should've signed up for writing the descriptions! Fucking ciamdfiesem— fine. Fine. Stop trying to type, I'll write it:) CAMPE DIEM! (Happy now? Don't even think about trying to hug me.)