Fullmetal vs Flame

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

DELETE THIS FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

Alphonse wrote this post

#why would hot topic roast their own number one customer like this ( @mollymerula)

@cmbmint

any modern fma au where kain fuery doesn’t have a podcast is invalid

“hey im kainne fury and this is shou tucker and welcome to monster factory”

FUCK YOU

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

being in the fma fanbase is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are tucker jokes and memes about maes hughes dying