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In this AU, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is a lil' animatronic diner smack dab in the middle of Queens. Vincent and his spouse Hal live with their cat in a little apartment just a few blocks away from the diner. His partner Mike works the day shift with his adopted kid, Jeremy, and they are all overseen by the location manager Scott.

This universe's William Afton is not responsible for the murders, instead his weird-o son Vincent is, unbeknownst of course to dear old dad. [...Pending Lore...] Meta Data -Hal Run Characters- 🍆 Vincent Afton - He/Him - 32 🥬 Hal Afton - He/She - 28 🍋 Lemon - He/Him - Meow ⚾ Micheal "Mike" David Schmidt - He/Him - 32 ❓ Jeremy Schmidt-Fitzgerald - He/They - 17 ☎️ Scott Miller - He/Him - 38

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Account Managers Info I'm Hal, 22, He/She, if you need to talk to me and not the character Hal, just do smth to indicate that the message is (OOC)

🥬 Lookit that grumpy gus.

(OOC) Hal was called Ket back in the early days. I'm basically just uploading my art backlog.

🍆 Good evening ladies and gents. This is Vincent checking in on this stupid blog thing for an alleged bonus promised to me in an email from our manager. Here are a few of my shining moments as brought to you by my love-er-ly wife Hal.

🥬 Hey there, uh, my name is Hal. Sooo, here's the dealio. Corporate thinks running this social media thing and posting pictures and stuff is gonna boost the company image or something. Idk they want us to look, like, trustworthy or something, and getting to know the staff will make parents more likely to do repeat visits and revenue and other business words.

I'm the first one to post, so like, here are some pictures of me and my husband, Vinny, well, Vincent. He's the one in purple, like, all purple, and I'm the one with the green hair. We do the night shift mostly, but like, it totally depends on what the schedule's like. If they're understaffed during the day, we can come in and help our or whatever.