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Happy birthday~ I hope your day is pleasurable~~
And pleasurable it was. Thank you, doctor!
*under the cloak of nightfall, a black raven flies overhead. Held in its talons is a neatly rolled piece of paper, sealed with wax (chosen in a gold tint to match it’s recipient). It’s contents? An elaborately worded happy birthday message, some words at the bottom smudged and covered by the inky print of a raccoon’s paw. A golden pin sits safely curled within and delicately hooked onto the paper. A name was signed elegantly at the bottom.*
@ask-edgarallanpoe, I am lucky to know you, friend. This is absolutely exquisite and I will cherish it.
I see Karl signed it, too!
What are you doing here!? Who let you in?
…anyway.
If you’re sticking around…
I know some people, I guess. You should follow them.
Spoilers up to chapter 73.5
NSFW allowed, but don’t get your hopes up (tagged #nsfw)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAVE A CAKE!
*throws cake*
[ Fitzgerald catches the cake with one deft hand, keeping it astonishingly intact. ]
Thank you, dear anonymous!
My favorite.

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Love me or hate me, you cant deny I'm bringing something to the table. Might not be good might not be bad but something's definitely on the table now. Take it or leave it but something good or bad is on the table and I put it there
So okay so like okay like um alright if you like had to like um like. Wear a different outfit because you spilled lipstick all over yours in the kitchen. What outfit would you wear and would it match your valentino white bag
...yes.
i do not eat bats
I’m... glad to hear that.
Hey when’s the guild gonna reenact the friends opening
hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude
@ask-edgarallanpoe ...

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Couldn’t hurt.
why do u have so many spoons
So you know that job I did with Tecchou the other day?
Well my client didn’t pay me with money.
He paid me with five dozen boxes of plastic spoons.
Do you have any clients that pay you with money?
Just asking, don’t worry. No gift baskets will be forthcoming.
Heard the Port Mafia is burning down, gonna go grab my popcorn.
Indeed!
Chocolate chip cookies from Twain! [you receive several Very Good Cookies]
Ooh, my favorite!
[ He makes a cup of tea and eats them immediately. ]
[ A bottle of expensive vodka arrives at Mark’s doorstep. The note says, “Okay, okay, last one, I promise.” ]
You know, sir, you really don’t have to keep doing this. I appreciate the gesture and all, but if you wanna hang out or something, you can just say so. No need to try and buy me over.
I’m not sure what you’re implying— treating my friends is one of my favorite things!
After all, there aren’t many people around who can truly be called such...
You just don’t gotta do it. I like having things, yeah, but this is just too much. I can’t even drink this until Christmas.
Understood.

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[ A bottle of expensive vodka arrives at Mark’s doorstep. The note says, “Okay, okay, last one, I promise.” ]
You know, sir, you really don’t have to keep doing this. I appreciate the gesture and all, but if you wanna hang out or something, you can just say so. No need to try and buy me over.
I’m not sure what you’re implying— treating my friends is one of my favorite things!
After all, there aren’t many people around who can truly be called such...
*gives you 300$ for a manicure*
I don’t need your petty change, but I appreciate the sentiment~
@ask-fitzgerald shall we go to the nail salon? You seem like the type to be interested in such a thing~ I’ve some anger I need to take out on the universe, but a good manicure will fix that~~
I’m not sure what kind of “type” you are referring to, but as it happens, I have a 2-for-1 promotion deal for manicures at one of Tokyo’s luxury nail salons.
Sounds like quite a relaxing time!
What a coincidence~ Sounds lovely~~ I’ll meet you there, Fitzgerald-san. We can get matching colors~!
I would get gold, but people tell me it’s too distracting.
You should wear whatever your heart desires~
[They enter and are seated. Technicians start massaging their hands and shaping the nails. The lotions smell rich and flowery and feel wonderful on the skin.]
I hear this salon has a polish made with flecks of real gold. Perhaps you’ll indulge?
I can get flecks of real gold on anything I want, anytime I want.
[ Fitzgerald smiles at the technician. The massage is good, but he’s had better ones from his personal massage therapist back home. Still, it’s a good deal. He can’t complain.
A salon employee arrives with a tray of artisanal smoothies. He picks up a glass and takes a sip, savoring the concoction. ]
Thank you! This is delicious.
Dr. Mori?
[ He gestures at the other glass. ]
Don’t mind if I do~
[Mori holds the delicate cup, pinky out, taking a sip.]
Mm, delicious~ Very healthy tasting. Just as hoped from just a prestigious spa~
[A masseuse approaches and offers destressing shoulder rubs, which Mori excitedly agrees to. They are lightly horrified at the sheer tension and knots on Mori’s shoulders and press extra hard to soothe them.]
I so rarely find the time to do frivolous things like this. It really is quite appealing. You do these sorts of things often?
Mmm.
[ He takes another sip, leaving a green smoothie-moustache on his upper lip. Mori subtly gestures at it, but Fitzgerald does not notice for a while. Eventually he gets the hint and licks it off. ]
Typically I arrange to do things like this at home. More private, you know? Though back in the day, there was this one particular Alpine spa that Zelda and I used to– ah.
[ He pauses, shaking his head. ]
Forget it.
[ Fitzgerald catches himself just about to launch into a nostalgic reminiscence, which tends to leave him spiraling down into melancholy, even after all this time. He came here to relax and does not wish to ruin the experience, neither for himself nor for his companion. Yet, somewhere in the back of his mind, he cannot help but think of her smile, set against a backdrop of wintry mountain peaks… ]
[Mori watches as sadness passes over his companions face despite his efforts to cover it up. Mori is curious but decides against pushing the topic. For now.]
Hmm, interesting.
[They wrap up their manicures, smoothies downed over small bants, shoulder soothed by pros. Mori’s nails are bright blood red with hearts and “love”. Mori thinks Elise will adore it, upping his likelihood of getting her to dress up with him more. Especially since she’s been spending so much time with Chuuya…
Of course, they’ll mostly be covered up by his gloves, but seeing his nails in pristine shape brings him a small joy.
Mori insists on paying since it was his idea for the outing. They linger in the lobby as they carefully put on their coats]
Shall we head out?
…oh no.
Fukuzawa-dono?!
I just…
[ He gestures at the entrance to the salon, directly behind Mori. ]
Excuse me.
[Mori steps in Fukuzawa’s path, smirking.]
What brings you here~~? Jealous of us hanging out without you~? Or just keeping tabs on your enemies?
[ Fukuzawa closes his eyes and sighs. ]
I have a meeting with a client.
In there.
[ He points into the salon. ]
Please, step aside.
Do you now~?
[Mori slinks around Fukuzawa, winding their arms together. He holds up Fukuzawa’s hand, examining it.]
My, I hope your client is a nail technician because you need it.
[ Fukuzawa quickly jerks his hand away. He is at his wits’ end. ]
Mori-sensei.
Please step aside.
Might I remind you, that I am not your friend?
[ Earlier… ]
Indeed we are not~
[Mori marches up to Fitzgerald and links their arms together.]
Unlike Fitzgerald-san and I here.
[They start to walk away, but Mori throws his head back to wink and say:]
But I’ll see you around~~
[ Fitzgerald plays along, but pulls his arm out of Mori’s tight grip as soon as they are out of sight. ]
Dr. Mori, I am uncertain as to what happened between you two, but calling us ‘friends’ is considerably overstating the matter, wouldn’t you say?
In any case, if you ever desire another outing to, as they say, treat yourself... you do know where to find me.
[ With that, he turns and heads to the parking garage where his limited-edition gold Lamborghini awaits. ]