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"I did not." Luke replied, indignant. "I brought your body back to Endor and burned it. You have no legs to stand on. Pun intended."

“Yet here we are having this conversation.” Vader sighs under his breathe “This is why Leia is the favourite.”  “What is it that you truly seek from this. Is this retribution? Or you just want to torture your poor old father.”

"All I want is an apology." Luke replied. "That's it." He raised an eyebrow. "You do know what an apology is, right? It's where you say 'I'm sorry Luke for cutting off your hand!' "

“ Am I to apologize for every inconvenience in your life?  There is only one person who deserves an apology and I believe you know who that is.” He points at the kids prosthetic hand. “You should be thanking me. Your desire to be so unlike me swayed you away from this.” Vader gestures vaguely to himself. Deciding if walking away is a fee-sable task. 

Vader’s fingers twitch before calling back. “I am not your messenger doid.” shaking his head before quickly calls R2. Looking down he taps the top of it’s dome lightly. “You follow her. Make sure shes home by 22.” 

"I'm going out with Han too, later!" Luke conveniently worded it to sound suspicious.

Vader takes a moment to process what the child had said. “Going out....with Han?” Maybe he needed C3P0 for translation. Or even better time to find his wife to help him fill in the blanks.  Looking down at R2 he speaks in Astromech make sure they both stay out of trouble. Record anything shady and remember what I said. They are to be back home by 22:00″ 

"I did not." Luke replied, indignant. "I brought your body back to Endor and burned it. You have no legs to stand on. Pun intended."

“Yet here we are having this conversation.” Vader sighs under his breathe “This is why Leia is the favourite.”  “What is it that you truly seek from this. Is this retribution? Or you just want to torture your poor old father.”

"All I want is an apology." Luke replied. "That's it." He raised an eyebrow. "You do know what an apology is, right? It's where you say 'I'm sorry Luke for cutting off your hand!' "

“ Am I to apologize for every inconvenience in your life?  There is only one person who deserves an apology and I believe you know who that is.” He points at the kids prosthetic hand. “You should be thanking me. Your desire to be so unlike me swayed you away from this.” Vader gestures vaguely to himself. Deciding if walking away is a fee-sable task. 

Vader’s fingers twitch before calling back. “I am not your messenger doid.” shaking his head before quickly calls R2. Looking down he taps the top of it’s dome lightly. “You follow her. Make sure shes home by 22.”