:shitposts galore:

Holy FUCKING shit, is that Sollux MOTHERFUCKING Captor?! Like, the guy himself, twinArmageddons?! Get a load of this man, BASK in this shit. LOOK AT THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER. He's apeshit bananas at computers and knows ALL THE CODES. Yes, ALL OF THEM. Do you doubt that for a second? YOU WON'T WHEN WE'RE THROUGH HERE. What do you think he is, some kind of clown?? That's only a fraction of the sheer power that he holds, this man lives and breathes absolute brickshitting power. What's your Strife Specibus? FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES, THIS GUY'S TOO COOL FOR THAT SHIT. Listen up asslicker, he blasts sheer destructive power straight from his motherfucking BRAIN, and that's practically just a warmup for him what with the absolute of sheer bullshit coolness that comes with being a psionic. He's enough of a hardass to move a meteor across the space of 3 universes at light speed. It's so good even Condy herself needed a fucking slice of that delicious juicy power pie. Sollux will FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS. Not even death can stop him, he looked the grim reaper straight in the fucking face as the souls of the damned whispered sweet nothings into his ear and wasn't impressed. That's not all either, this man is a SUPREME GAMER and he gets more bitches than you, guaranteed. Sollux motherfucking Captor.

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