"I have no idea what I am! Call me an it! I don't care!"

100% SFW 

Tags: Tiny Calf or Betsy Cow

 Keep It PG

Written by Kristen “Dalia”

4 or 5+ experience in RP

rp-meme-central:

How does your muse stand while waiting for something?

Its 5 a.m. and your muse can’t sleep, what do they do? 

How many times would your muse play a claw hand game to get a prize?

How would your muse wrap up on a cold day?

What reason would your muse give to skip an event they don’t want to go to? 

Your muse is given a pencil and a pad of sticky notes, what do they do with them? 

How would your muse carry multiple items?

What kind of food would your muse eat when they’re sad? 

How does your muse deal with a cough that won’t go away?

What would your muse do if they found a hair in their food? 

How would your muse react to stepping in something unpleasant?

Your muse burns their tongue on a piece of pizza, do they wait for it to cool down or eat it as is?

How does your muse entertain them self when they’re bored?

Your muse gets soaked in the rain, what do they do to warm up when they’re home?

What does your muse do when they get a song they hate stuck in their head?

A passing person steps on your muse’s shoe and walks on without saying sorry, how does your muse react?

Your muse is being hit on, how do they tell the person they’re not interested?

Does your muse binge watch a series or set days for them to watch episodes?

R,T,E,S,R,A,N,I,Y,T - Your muse gets these letters in scrabble, what word do they make?

Tell us your five favorite quotes from your character. Give us an idea of who they are by five things they’ve said. Then tag your friends.

Tagged by: @waltsluckyrabbit

Cei Rai (( @ask-cei-rai , these quotes are from the Interstellar Detective comic rough manuscripts))

1. Ever since you guys found out I can regenerate, I’ve been nothing but target practice!

2. I learned everything I know by watching, it’s thanks to Oswald I know how to drive the ship.

3. I have no idea what I am! Call me he! Call me she! Call me it! I don’t care!

4. I swore to keep that kid [Betsy] out of harm and believe me, I’m a thing of my word.

5.  I have been there, and I’ve seen things that can drain the color from your very body. I should know I was born there.

Bonus:

Dalv Vollin (( @defectedalien , lines are also from the rough manuscripts))

1. Look you saved my planet, I’m saving yours! 

2. I made this advance powerchair of mine to prove I’m not helpless. I’m not letting this universe go down without a fight.

3. I’ll never understand you earth folk, but that doesn’t mean I won’t try to.

4. You should see the first model of my ship, that thing was so flawed it sank into the lake before take off.

5. I designed these weapons to not horribly harm the living, however, I’m still working how to keep em’ from causing property damage.

Fill in about your muse:

Where the fuck is Pokemon Rainbow at, Taylor?

“Go ahead. Ask the internet.”

“Are you crying?”

“Hello pants.”

“It sounds better in Italian.”

“Are we still doing the whisper thing?”

“Excuse me, ma’am, I’ve got this.”

“Take a look what you’ve done!”

“I think I broke my spleen.” 

“I just made like $700 on Craigslist.” 

“The bacon is really, really good.”

“Ten years is a long time.”

“I cannot believe that just happened!” 

“I’d snuggle up with me.”

“Don’t call me babe! We’re not together!”

“Are we there yet?”

“We need a babysitter.”

“We cannot be afraid to fail.”

“This is a game-changer.” 

“I will try not to take offense to that.”

“Where are we exactly?”

“I have no idea what you’re saying. But count me in!”

“They say you get what you pay for.”

“Sounds like a slam dunk.”

“I’m a grown-up.“

“Accidents happen.” 

“We’re so dead.”

“I don’t wanna talk about it.”

“How do you do it?!”

“Let’s do this!”

“Breathe, baby, breathe.” 

“You’re not helping.”

“Don’t pick her. Pick me.” 

“You look amazing!”

“I didn’t invite him. He just shows up.”

“Looks like you’ve got everything under control.” 

“You ever find your pants?”

“Whatever’s ahead, we’ll be there for each other.” 

“When in Rome!”

“Yes, I am rich.” 

“Go ahead. Ask the internet.”

“Are you crying?”

“Hello pants.”

“It sounds better in Italian.”

“Are we still doing the whisper thing?”

“Excuse me, ma’am, I’ve got this.”

“Take a look what you’ve done!”

“I think I broke my spleen.” 

“I just made like $700 on Craigslist.” 

“The bacon is really, really good.”

“Ten years is a long time.”

“I cannot believe that just happened!” 

“I’d snuggle up with me.”

“Don’t call me babe! We’re not together!”

“Are we there yet?”

“We need a babysitter.”

“We cannot be afraid to fail.”

“This is a game-changer.” 

“I will try not to take offense to that.”

“Where are we exactly?”

“I have no idea what you’re saying. But count me in!”

“They say you get what you pay for.”

“Sounds like a slam dunk.”

“I’m a grown-up.“

“Accidents happen.” 

“We’re so dead.”

“I don’t wanna talk about it.”

“How do you do it?!”

“Let’s do this!”

“Breathe, baby, breathe.” 

“You’re not helping.”

“Don’t pick her. Pick me.” 

“You look amazing!”

“I didn’t invite him. He just shows up.”

“Looks like you’ve got everything under control.” 

“You ever find your pants?”

“Whatever’s ahead, we’ll be there for each other.” 

“When in Rome!”

“Yes, I am rich.” 

Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories.