Im Surprised My Password Still Works

I’m going to punt and shoot that shit like Cayde shot that one baby.

Difficult…

Cheese

And according to cayde that they taste good but frankly I’m more concerned over him eating fucked up sentient eldritch abominations gleefully over the taste

Hey don’t be a hater ! Don’t bash it till you try it

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

No “oh my god cayde you’re alive ?!”

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

No “oh my god cayde you’re alive ?!”

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

Now say hello to MerCayde-6!

Please stop having discussions about my body and even more importantly please stop sharing it publicly

But they also weren’t afraid to publicly shame others crow

“Yeah a quarter of a cake is the max crow should eat !”

… just don’t tell ikora

Very unflattering angle…

*SHIIIIIIIIIING*

MY EYES !!1!

Very unflattering angle…

*SHIIIIIIIIIING*

MY EYES !!1!

Cayde are there any laws on euthanasia in the traveller ?

I-I uhh… I don’t think it’s alive anymore anyways

but my guess is I’m just the most future version of us and my theory is that back in the red war when I checked tumblr while trapped it might’ve caused multiple copies of our account to exist at once and it’s just the same account being picked up after a hiatus… and every time the account is copied it’s just another time a cayde would’ve picked it back up.

⭐ I did come back from a four year hiatus in August of last year.