Destiny’s plot from Forsaken to today, explained for people who don’t follow the lore
Forsaken: A Hive trickster-goddess who is the sister of the Hive god we beat up in D1 used a brainwashed space-fairy-dragon to mind-control the prince of the space elf people to kill your cowboy friend and aggro you to the space elf people’s hidden city so you can kill space-fairy-dragon and accidentally make a wish and curse the city into a three-week timeloop so the trickster-goddess can get power through the endless war and slaughter while looking for the space elf people’s REAL hidden city.
Also Hive trickster-goddess wants to get tribute from tricking people instead of just killing them.
And this could all be a lie because she’s a trickster.
And also she canonically broke the fourth wall to laugh at us for falling for her obvious trick.
Bungie does not use the fourth wall for jokes.
Psych did you think this was just another space-magic shooter? Nah buckle up bitches we’re going full Undertale on this shit.
Oh and all of this happened because the space elf people’s queen couldn’t take five minutes to tell space elf prince her plans and when questioned with this decision yells at us like a Karen at a cashier before fucking off to fuck knows where.
Space elf prince became a Guardian!??? Space elf queen: 0 Orb: 500
Help cute grumpy robot get her forges back. Obtain friend!
Cue Season of the Drifter
Is sad lonely rat man GOOD or EVIL?? No. Obtain friend or become snitch!
Cue Season of ✨~Opulence~✨
…Would you kindly? AH FU-
Pyramid scheme. The scheme is that the pyramid wants you to quit your job and join its emo band.
Help your friend with her trauma.
Beat up robots. A lot of robots.
Help your stupid Warlock friend save his stupid Titan boyfriend because he was stupid and didn’t help him himself when he was trapped in the wibbly wobbly timey wimey forest.
Fall in love with Warlock friend’s boyfriend. Tell me more about your pigeons, you beautiful hunk of love and compassion.
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