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i feel like people are forgetting that spamton is an ugly greasy little sleazebag who lives in the trash

to be clear im not saying people can't like him. I'm saying that if you like him you should like him for his canon traits such as: being an ugly greasy little sleazebag who lives in the trash. if you find him hot you should Love the fact that he'd say ytp type dialogue while flirting and probably stinks like old cigarettes also

wayneradiotvs portrayal of spamton v spamton in the spamton love network should be the height of sex appeal to you if you genuinely find spamton attractive in any way

fun fact: the way I chose which Undertale sideblog to reblog this from is "who is least traumatized by this insane guy in my fanon"

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

ONE MILLION SPIDERS ACHIEVED

one million? amateurs.

I imagine an Undertale Animation where Papyrus Has Gone Too Far sings Open Up Your Eyes from My Little Poney The Movie to Sans.

“Papyrus Has Gone Too Far”?