The Drunken Warlock

Ỷ̴̺͍̣͂̉Ȍ̸̳̤̝̲͗̀̽͠Ǘ̶̖̭̞̜̖̘͔͙̺̿̽̍̾̏̃ ̸͙̩̙̳̈́̏̒̈́̄͂͘Ẃ̴̪̖͖̞͐̑͊͗̄̀̋̿I̷̢̭̞̟̖̰̝̲̋̾͗͌̊̆͠͝Ḷ̷̟͙̦̌͗́̉͂L̸̼̲̺͇͍̬̙͇͈̇̽͂͂̈͘̕̕ ̷̢͙̲̠͙̠̺̀̽̎́̉̌D̷̜̰͓͈̀̄̔̔̇͛̎Ŕ̸̢̤͙͉̈́Ḛ̷̰̖͎͇͖͐̿̈̌̌̍̚͘Á̶̬̾̔̆̏͊̈́́Ḿ̷̩̩͔̈́̃ ̴̨̀̏̿́̂͗̇͘̚Õ̵͕͓̒͒͠ͅF̸̫̤̂͋̑̾ ̴̲͔̿̓̎̒̔͊̍T̷̩̮̤̤̞͖͒̕E̵̡̢̡̛̮̙̲̾͑̑̔̇Ë̴̝̭̰͖̺͔̙̠̬̇͑T̵̛̩̗͇͑̑͗̈̉̚Ḩ̶̱̹̙̻̟͙̳̩̈̇ ̷̢͙̙̹̼̣͖͔͎͊̂̿̋͗́̌́A̶͉̥̬͕̜͖͖̩̔̏ͅN̵̨̝̜̥͛̃͒͌̏͠Ḑ̸͔̫̐͘͘̚ͅ ̷̦̠͉̅̄̎̀̃̒N̶̨̥̖̯͍͝Ỏ̵̙̤̰̰̀͜T̶̤̼͐̀͆̈̓H̴̢̞͈̙̼̺̋́̉̓͝I̴̪̐͊̈́͗̍͗̌͝͠N̶͍̦͕̱͚͓͚͑̓̊̀ͅG̶̜̱͉̲̦̺̘̔͑̑͐̓̚ ̸̛͕̞̬͖̼̔͜Ȩ̴̦̺̭̞̞͔̲͗Ļ̴̛̤̦̺̘͓̹͗́̓͊̕͘͠͝S̵̡̝̏̂͆̌̂̓̅͋͝Ȩ̶̢̧͓̝̟̰̥̞͑͒̄

HAHAHAHA

Shit, secret's out.

Eliksni regional vernacular is a fascinating subject.

Guilty as charged.

Oh my wooooooooooooorm.

do you think you can run doom on rasputin

*hic* You can run DOOM on pretty much anything that has a screen. Printers, calculators, whatever. Seeing that Rasputin has multiple screens scattered about, like, everywhere, and considering he is far more powerful than a TI-84, I am certain that he could run DOOM.

THROWING UP IN MY JUMPSHIP

Flying around recklessly in my jumpship blasting the soundtracks to Top Gun and Star Fox 64.

Titans have two brain cells and they are stored in both of their fists.

Warlocks have 0 braincells because they had to make room for the whispering space dragon bones

How dare you and also yes

Absolutely fantastic. My favourite meme.

Well. Isn't that interesting.

"Might I suggest literature?" HOLY SHIT, EVA

That does sound like something we'd say

Anyway my Destiny Theory™ is that Rahool is some sort of personified chaos entity/demon/deity and he’s been the endgame boss the entire time. One of these days he’s gonna molt, assume his true unknowable form, eat the Traveler and plung everything into a chaos of his own design.

A million deaths are not enough...