What

  Me? Bitter? Never. I have absolutely NO clue where you got that ABSURD idea from.

…I think you need to sit in a pile of sugar to get rid of the bitterness, dad.

  If you send me out into the sun, I’ll screech until you let me into the shade. Because you know, I’ll burn— or maybe I’ll sparkle. 

If you sparkle I’ll laugh. If you burn I’ll also laugh. Though the screeching will be very annoying.

You're like forever bitter, you know? I'll be screeching at the top of my lungs, so I hope you enjoy it.

That means nothing to me. I can and I will. Do you want to see that I still can?

Try it and I’ll bite you.

Alright, vampire. Have fun with that. Should I send you out into the sun too?

If you send me out into the sun, I'll screech until you let me into the shade. Because you know, I'll burn-- or maybe I'll sparkle. 

  BUT I AM AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY. You can’t just drag me by the ear anymore gosh.

That means nothing to me. I can and I will. Do you want to see that I still can?

Try it and I'll bite you.

  You’re cute. Adorable. Go to your room before I drag you up there by the ear.

BUT I AM AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY. You can't just drag me by the ear anymore gosh.

No you won’t.

Is that a challenge. Are you really doubting me. Really.

I'm calling bullshit. You won't. All the doubt.

No you won't.