ASillyLittleFish

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

The woman with a few designer purses is not your enemy

The surgeon who makes more in a month than you do in a year is not your enemy

The family that vacations for 2 weeks in the summer is not your enemy

few designer purses is

not your enemy

after a while Red Hood is nearby and, obviously, hearing a kid in such clear distress in the middle of the night means he checks it out, and upon landing nearby and asking what the fuck is going on, the bats have to watch as baby-Damian notices the shiny red of Hood's helmet and armour, instantly recognises him, and crawls over to him to sob and clench his tiny little fists at him in an ask for uppies. and Red Hood obviously takes one look at the baby at his feet, goes 'shit wait- Dami?' and bends down to cradle him like it's the most natural thing in the world.

Hood then has to explain that he knew Robin in the league and helped care from him when he was really little, which is probably why Red Hood is currently the only person in the city that baby Damian recognises/views as safe, and Bruce is left with the annoying realisation that the only way to both keep Damian safe and happy while they figure out how to reverse the de-aging and get his son back to normal, is if he brings the Red Hood back to the cave with them. a man who is supposed to be his enemy and whom none of them realised Damian even knew, because clearly that little shit has been lying about some stuff.

for lack of a better solution they end up cautiously bringing Hood back to the cave, which Jason easily goes along with because the second he clocked baby Damian his paternal/protector instincts took over and he doesn't currently care about anything but keeping Damian happy. so there's a period of time where the bats are working as hard as possible in the cave to figure out a way to get Damian back to normal while also warily keeping an eye on Hood to make sure he doesn't try snooping around/go up to the manor/start shit, and Jason is just. not even clocking that this is a worry for them. he's genuinely just zeroed in on Damian like an activated sleeper agent, humming lullabies and changing diapers and even letting the baby clumsily try to take off his helmet because he wants to see Jason's face. Jason lets him, because he still has the mask on underneath, but it's still the first time any of the bats have seen under the helmet and so Dick and Tim end up on the other side of the cave watching with dropped jaws as Jason lets Damian play in his helmet -which he's like. small enough to sit in.- like... is that a fucking teenager under there???

Bruce finally figures out how to get Damian back to normal and when they fix him he comes back really disorientated and not really understanding what the fuck's been going on, so when he blinks open his eyes all dizzy and trying to gain his bearings he clocks Jason's face as one of the first things he sees and without thinking he just goes 'wait- Jason? what the fuck happened, where am I?'

all the bats turn in unison to stare at Jason in question and Jason just freezes in place. like. 'god i wish you'd just stayed a baby.'

The Joker is sitting in Gotham plotting his latest crime when suddenly all the carousing and chaos around him dies off gradually and he looks up to see, fucking Wonder Woman standing over him like

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

Grace: I am astro-NOT up for this.

Stratt:

Stratt: Ha, that’s actually a good one. I like that. Anyway-

to live. I’m scared, I don’t want

to die. Please. Eva.

yeahhh, they can take care of each other out there ㅠㅅㅠ

my shaylas ( ˃ᯅ˂)

made a matching drawing to my Iron Lung fanart, because to me, they are two sides of the same coin (same side of the coin, imo) they go hand in hand 🤝 also the little kibty is named Felicette! she was the first cat to go to space and come back safely 🥹 she is often forgotten in the history of space travels, and for what she had to go through, i wanted to have her here as well because she deserves it 🧎

fucking love al ghul family dynamics any which way you give me it but gotta say i do also like it when the jason-damian brotherhood was entirely without al-ghul origin. talia has no fucking idea why her kid keeps following the resurrected robin boy around and both her and ra’s are just watching them from across the training grounds like ‘do you think we should pull them apart or something?’. they have no idea why jason’s decided to inspire such loyalty within damian but it scares the shit out of them.

talia: this wasn’t supposed to happen. i specifically kept jason on the opposite side of the compound to keep them separate. how did they find each other.

ra’s: apparently jason escaped last night. this morning the guards found him in damian’s room reading ‘little women’ to him. they must have crossed paths.

*jason and damian across the way, jason teaching damian how to play hopscotch*

talia:

talia: this cannot be good for the al ghul name.

ra’s: can we separate them by force?

nearby assassin guard: …i don’t think that’s a good idea. the little prince seems to have imprinted.

talia:

ra’s:

talia: ‘imprinted’?

guard: francis tried to separate them this morning per your orders, my lady. the little prince bit him.

talia: …bit him?

guard: jason yelled ‘atta boy, cannibalise those who try to sever our mighty bond!’ and now every time anybody approaches the two damian bares his teeth and starts growling.

talia:

ra’s:

"Klauen wie angespitzte Bananen schossen auf mich zu."