i don't know what i'm doing tbh

tom cruise calling colin farrell “some twink” in minority report is like when a dog barks at its own reflection in a mirror

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

the relationship between a person and the native flora and fauna of where they grew up is something that can actually be so personal

Go to subway and ask for the "cookie". They'll know what to do

Riverdale

"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

cashier was very nice to me incident healed the wounds of thousands worldwide

reblogging from like funnytwitterposts or whatever feels like shopping at a big chain instead of going to the local corner shop