hi i love 5sos

This killed me and I needed this crackhead content 🤣🤣🤣

i LITERALLY just posted a video about their growth as a band and as people I- 💀

Luke's obsession with penguins

"Michael, you are YeLLinG."

"It's a volcano! Ah ah ah ah!"

"Oh, that's great! I'd love to sleep with you! Oh no, that sounds bad."

The tour vlogs

"Okay, thank you."

"Oh it’s blood… I mean EW BLOOD"

"Quiff it BABY! Ow!"

"Stop being a baby. Your hair is unquiffable"

"UNQUIFFABLE Ah! *flinches at hairspray*"

"Tadpoles are baby mosquitoes aren’t they?"

"It’s a COW luke!"

"So you go down this cliff." "I go down this cliff."

"I’m sorry, I didn’t invite you to this BBQ so why are you all up in my grill?"

Malum with the megaphones

"I’ll kill you with your own lemon tree."

"What’s a mattababy?"

"Fake betch"

The keeks

"Roberto"

Ketchup, the dog

"Sell the kids for food."

"iT sOUndS a BiT LoUd fOr An aCOusTiC seT, CaLum."

"You giant don't stop."

"_______, let's fucking dance!"

All of them dressed as 80s "sexy" rockstars for Halloween

Calum's pink glittery G-string

"Ashton, my best friend..."

The video where they dressed as retirees

"Let's play titanic. You'll be iceberg and I'll go down."

Their emo hairstyles

"Pretend I'm a girl!"

Ashton's Shaggy hair

"Valntyne"

Them calling Ashton the "dad" of the band

"I'm Calum Hood, I play BASS."

The Cocktail Chats

"Why can't we choose em'?" and "mA hEArt!"

Calum's pink "X" bass

"tHe TrUTh"

Them playing 5 Second Rule with Ellen

"I wanna be a jedi!" "You'll never be a jedi, you're an idiot."

Their obsession with Will Smith

"What kind of dog do you have?" "He has a fat one."

Smash, Mike-Ro-Wave, Dr. Fluke and Cal-Pal

Mint Michael

"I'm Michael, i-i play the triangle."

"Press my cheek against the glass... Glass? Gloss? I don't know who I am."

Luke's constant identity crisis

"Oh my God I just seen Calum's penis."

Ashton in oversized sweaters

"dO My bALLs!"

"I wear heels bigger than your dick."

Ashton's red hair

"iT's A ChOcoLAte miLK PaRTy!"

Calum buying a role of fabric to use as a blanket

"ALrigHT, LoS aNGeLes!!!"

Ashton's Late Late Show tattoo

"This one looks like it's gonna piss me off"

"You nasty, you little nasty!"

That Rolling Stone cover

"We are 5 Seconds of Summer. Summer? SummAh?"

"Fuck you, guys! I'm leaving too!"

"Heyyy, don't swear!"

"I do what I want! I'm punk rock!"

"No, you're not... yOU hAvE piNK HaiRrR."

"Because I like cheesesteaks"

Luke's lip ring

"You had me wrapped around your fucking finger."

Calum's curls

"I am often the hype man on stage, much like Lil Wayne."

Youngblood Era Ashton

"We like polka dots!"

"We like white shirts and leather jackets!"

"Hey man, go fuck yourself."

Luke's quiff

"Twist, bro!" "I'm twisting, mate!"

Calum's blonde streak hair

"We're having fun!"

Michael's red hair

"Is that you? "No, he's awful"

"Fuck me at a quarter to three"

500 Years of Winter - Pizza Song

"DoN't GEt bEtwEEn mE anD mY tEQuila!"

Bandana era Ashton

"I don't know who I am."

Luke in plaid shirts

"You guys are such cunts today."

All of them in black ripped skinny jeans

"I don't like people, I'm not a people person."

"These are my parents." "What happened to them?"

The Buzzfeed video where they read thirsty tweets

"You wanna know where it is? It's at your mom's house."

Their cover of I Miss You

"bUt iS iT baLSamic?"

"Pure fuego."

"It's like you don't even know me sometimes."

Ashton not drinking the pig blood

"Michael, wHat DiD sHe sAy???" and all of Michael's answers to it

"Youngbleh, sayuami, sayuami, out yolaif."

Calum's "Empathy" hoodie

Ashton in glasses

"ThE BoDaCiOUs, tHe CAaaLUm hOOd!"

Literally all of MYT Live

"That's cRaZY."

Their cover of American Idiot

Their tank tops

"Is that marijuana?"

Michael, the one who convinced everyone’s parents that they were going to make something out of this

Michael, the one who kept practicing guitar even though he wanted to quit

Michael, the one who gave away his bracelets to fans with scarred wrists

Michael, the one who ran away from security to meet more fans

Michael, the one who talked so openly about his mental health and told us that it’s okay not to be okay

Michael, the one who was worried about Calum even though he just burned his own head

Michael, the energy on stage

Michael, the one who sings with so much emotion in his voice

Michael, the crazy idiot who always puts a smile on everybody’s faces

Michael, the one who is so incredibly passionate about music