Liberal Christian Living In The Bible Belt

* PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* In case you have lived under a rock your entire life and have never seen the original "Beauty and the beast" It's a lovely, romantic cartoon about a young girl (presumably around 16) who gets kidnapped by a man who has had some sort of witchcraft spell cast upon him, which has literally turned him into a BEAST! He is no longer a human, but some kind of horned, buffalo animal who is very angry, abusive and mean. Anyways, he continues holding Bell captive. meanwhile the furniture, dishes etc turn into talking, living creatures. She stays there until eventually she gets what can only be described as stockholm syndrome and falls in love with this "beast" therefore turning the BEAST back to his human form and they live happily ever after.. Moral of the story for boys and girls alike: if someone doesn't like you, kidnap them, mentally abuse them to the point of insanity, do NOT let them leave under any circumstances, and eventually they'll have no choice but to fall in love with you. (even if you are a horned, hairy buffalo creature) Just be sure above all else that you don't do such a thing with someone of the same sex, because that would be what people call "gay" and no one wants that right? YOU'RE WELCOME 😊