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interspecies catfishing

I hate that I know exactly where this is

Jurassic World

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

I’m lost

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

I think instead of a military discount we should have a milf discount

[ID: a tweet from user @Tallboi_Icedtea reading: you alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows /END ID]

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

twitter check marks being like “we’re all to blame for the smear campaign against britney spears uwu” ok i was busy being a child lol

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave