Once again (at my work holiday party) i must imagine the speech Kaiba gives at the KaibaCorp holiday party and how it's either incredibly awkward or ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE CRAFTED A VISION OF THE FUTURE WITH NOTHING BUT OUR WILLPOWER AND THE SWEAT OF OUR BROWS GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE WITH OUR STOCK PRICES strutting around a stage bombast with no in between

PLEASE SIR, GENERAL 😩💦

I love how just like the entire yugioh fandom universally accepts that Seto Kaiba has a massive coffee addiction. He’s literally never shown drinking anything in the show or manga as far as I can recall (except the water from that bottle that one time in DSoD, and, uh, hhhh), he just has that one promotional art with a cup of espresso in the cafe looking like he’d be literally anywhere else, and we all just collectively were like “HELL YEAH, Kaiba’s coffee addiction is SO bad this man NEVER EVER SLEEPS he just SUBSISTS on the raw power of coffee and autistic hyperfixations, he must be depicted with coffee in ever third fanart of him going about his daily life and his coffee addiction is a legitimate source of relationship tension in ship fics for him, Kaiba has such a coffee problem and it is relatable as fuck. mood Kaiba. Biiiig mood.”