ashie's corner

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

prey drive? i mean usually because america's public transit is fucking horrid and humans have to get to work somehow

small “pet” dragons aren’t any less imperious and demanding than their bigger cousins. dragon jumping up into your bed and wriggling under your hand and chirping loud as fuck until you pet her

the problem with being small and imperious is it's hard to be scary when you're not big. humans are much more likely to take your gentle demands for gold and meat seriously when you're the size of a house and very able to eat them. none of your demands get met when you live with one single girl who can just pick you up like a golden retriever, and she knows you wont even bite her because you do actually really like her

Its not guts inside is it