Who Cares?

It’s been 17 years since I moved out of my parent’s house. My mom STILL likes to pretend I am the reason their house is ‘full of junk.’ For 17 years she has boxed things up she’s hoarded, giving them to me because they are ‘mine.’ My sister moved cross country 3 years ago, leaving an ENTIRE bedroom ceiling to floor full of things, and STILL she’ll call me saying ‘I have to give your stuff’ And it will be 3 pieces of junk mail. JUNK MAIL. Today she made a point to bundle up a random book with some generic mail advertisements and hide it in a fridge she coaxed me into taking off their back porch. The entire ride home I bitched about it to my boyfriend, and he suggested I take the book back and randomly hide it in their house. But that wouldn't be enough. So I went online and found the EXACT same book. In 5 days, I will have 5 copies of this book to hide in each and every room of their house. And it will probably take her 5 years to find all of them. It only cost me $17. And I’m not sorry.