ohhhh...life counseling :/

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

i dont think its a "sin" to "destroy and betray yourself for nothing" because there's no such thing as sin, there's no such thing as yourself and there's no such thing as nothing. and destruction and betrayal are subjective. you're most likely totally fine.

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”