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the greatest plan in history
Anyone: Hey, do you have a minute? I need to talk to you.
Me, internally:
Realization
TheĀ āAll for One is Izukuās fatherā theory is both interesting and hilarious because any time I think about it, I just imagine Toshinori finding out and having aĀ āI love this child with every fiber of my being and he has my complete trust but how the fuck did I manage to choose the one (1) child of my arch-nemesis as a successorā moment.
Thereās also this
All for One: Thatās my son
Toshinori, who has been Izukuās father figure for years by now: Iāve already won this game and I didnāt even know I was playing
All for One holding newborn Izuku while forgetting to turn off his quirk stealing bullshit: Ahā¦Iāll fix that later
Narratorās voice: And then he never did

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Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
reblog with your middle name in the tags
Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!
Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea ofĀ ātrue names.ā If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didnāt want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.
The solution? A secret name in the middle that you donāt tell anyone (unless you believe that theyāre not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, youād be fine).
this is some death note shit
Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when theyāre angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you knowĀ you are in deep shit?
OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name
Pangur just got her paw stung :/ thatās what you get for chasing wasps my dear
this poor fragile idiot
every Cat Guide ever: cats hide their pain as a survival strategy to avoid predation, refusing to betray ANYĀ hint of weaknessĀ
Pangur: did you know Iām the saddest girl in the whole world? :c
ITāS SO SWOLLEN! a kitten mitten!
there you go! nice & fat!
(as an aside, 2 days have passed, the swelling has gone away, and Pangurās back to her usual lawless activities)
The real question is, did she learn from this mistake?
yeah :( instead of chasing insects, Pangur now sits beside me while I read, squinting out over the backyard like a world-weary noir cop

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This looks like if you gave some newborn god a vague description of a cat and then they tried to make one
Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up
The āfriend zoneā and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is,Ā āI love you, you donāt love me in that same way, I am sad about that.ā TheĀ āfriend zoneā is,Ā āI love you, you donāt love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.ā
Unrequited love is,Ā āMy unilateral crush is my problem.ā TheĀ āfriend zoneā is,Ā āMy unilateral crush is your problem.ā
Again for the ones in the back
Louder.
Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.
the person who spent two plus years telling me I was his best friend, how close we were, how important i was to him and how important our friendship was to him, completely walked out on my friendship (and two of our other close friends friendships) because we finally hadĀ āthatā conversation and i made it clear that wasnāt how I felt or what I wanted (despite all the ques and body language and stories i told about other guys I had liked or dated over two years plus that had made that entirely clear i wasnāt interested he just didnāt want to hear it).Ā The mutual friend of our group that he still talked to let it slip that āhe hatedā me because i ārejected himā. That isnāt friendship, that isnāt unrequited love, it is control. There have been many people that things didnāt work out with for me, that i still loved for a while and i never wanted anything but the best for them, i never turned my back on them . So not only is the āfriend zoneā the āmy crush is your problemā it isnāt real love or true affections. it is a desire to control and have a person the way you want despite the clear signs from the person youĀ supposedly cared about, because if someone sayingĀ āyou are really important to me but i donāt feel that way for youā makes you hate them, or makes you angry enough with them that you walk out, you didnāt really care about them in the first place, because if you did you would get over it and stand by them once more because they are your friend.
Who needs Meghan Trainorās āNOā when thereās this masterpiece?
I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT
this is literally honestly a fucking bop

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I dont know man, i mean look at that smug face. Itās probably exactly what heās thinking