Peter Solarz
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@asgeir-flaps-about
Oh I apparently should make a bio? Uh here we go
Name is asgeir, age is 26 or..it was?
I think I'm a faller? But also an eeby? All I know is I was on my way home from winter break and before I know it I was falling outta the sky in my jacket...any way this is the best I got .... oh yeah forgot, pronouns are a thing, he/they please, more emphasis on the they them side
Magic anons, pelipermail are on
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"Jeans Earl Balgruuf," Ren says, as seriously as he can. You can hear Lydia groan in the background.
There's a stunned silence from the Jeans Earl. Ren continues. "I need your help. I need to trap a dragon in your palace."
Balgruuf laughs. "I must have misheard you. I thought you asked me to help you trap a dragon in my palace."]
okay so. I have to organize a peace treaty before I can trap a dragon in his palace
im. I can politic. I can lie and I have great hair
Just become the jarl
// this is a horrible idea /silly but i want to see what's been happning in the tumblr space since i've been gone. rb or comment if you're an active rotumblr blog!
Pelipper mail: a complete tarot deck.
THANK YOU I OWE YOU MY LIFE.
I was about to start buying a fuck ton of cheese...
Hold it! Why do you need a fuck ton of cheese? Or a tarot deck?
Secret~
Someone's never heard of cheese of truth
What the fuck is that thing
Friend
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I really really need to get teleporting down for longer distances than, like, a meter
Telescope to make the further location look like it's a meter away then teleport, brain hacking
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
I CAN DO ZA WARUDO NOW
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You can see Ren, actually wearing his College Robes for once, smile, and shout γγΆγ―γΌγ«γ!γ
He then quietly mutters "Tiid."
In the next frame, he's leaned back as far as he can while standing, with his arms in front of him, recreating the iconic Dio pose.]
I WAS GIVEN BASICALLY TIME STOP IVE EARNED MY GODDAMNED JOJO REFERENCE
oh no absolutely the jojo reference is fine. how and why do you have a FUCKING TIME STOP
I got booted out of Lumiose City (Hell) and punted into Skyrim (Superhell)
hold on let me look something up
NINE RE-RELEASES?????
NINE?????? DUDE LAST I CHECKED THERE WERE FOUR?????
no wait sorry I miscounted. EIGHT re-releases. nine releases total. still kind of fucking insane
Did they make a sixth one yet. Is that out yet. Surely they cant be milking a game for that long
uhh, no, doesn't look like it. apparently it was first revealed in 2018, which is... eight years ago. and as of 2023 it was still "at least five years away", so. yikes.
Im simultaneously relieved and disappointed
On one hand that game is probably never releasing but on the other that means NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!!! CANT GET PUT INTO. WHATEVER IT IS IF IT DONT EXIST!!!! I THINK!!!!!!
I for one am happy with my one pet and my day job. the things other people on this site go through are utterly insane. fucking time stop. sure, why not.
Dude its been a fucking insane 2 months for me. I did not want to do any of this. Please i want to go back to serving coffee .
The only reason I'm in this situation is because i was trying to invent gunpowder dr. stone style . And now I have time stop .
okay why were you trying to reinvent gunpowder what
Because I was bored and frustrated so I was like. "Hm. Lets make bombs." Before remembering i have to. Yknow. Invent explosives. Gunpowder seemed like a good start
more questions. why did you want to- actually no I take that back I can think of plenty of frustrations where bombs make sense.
that doesn't explain why you had to invent explosives.
I cant do magic for too long :(
And also its like. Medieval society and as far as I know. I havent seen any cannons or guns or anything like that. So I gotta be the first
Ok so technically they have cannons but no one uses them much because of ya know the wizard issue
Youβve been living in a secret base? Is that why we have heard almost nothing from you for a bit?
if one of you can find me a pokΓ©mon that produces a wifi signal i'll be set for life
Cant like ...
The Porygon line produce or atleast amplify wireless signals?
huh. Theres someone else here. He seems nervous. Hope he'll be alright
Did you get stabbed?
A large odd looking murcrow ... In a puffy red jacket .... Lands on the window sill
"so your the kid freaking out"
[Tisa stood in front of the plushie, shaking. It was as gory as a sight featuring the dismemberment of a toy could be. Bits of fluff and wiring were strewn around like gray matter after a brutal attack. From how Tisa was standing, clutching the murder weapon like a lifeline, the only thing missing from the scene was blood.
Soar didn't even turn to make eye contact, vermillion eyes locking onto the intruder, the hammer gripped so hard it might break. Their upperclass Galarish accent seemed too posh for the situation, contrasting its loudness and clear instability, "I'm not a kid. Treat me with more respect. You..." Tisa seemed confused, before raising the hammer and bringing it down on what remained of the toy once again unprompted.
"Haa...", Tisa practically hissed, "It won't shut up..." It smiled, too wide to be comforting, "So... Whatever you are... You should be respectful!", it spat out the words, shivering, "I only give respect when it's given!"
"To... Answer your question, I'm not freaking out.", finally, Tisa turned around. They weren't small. Not in the slightest. Its Student ID having them so close to the ground gave an incorrect illusion of shortness. They seemed to tower over the furniture, over the whole world, and had enough muscle to make the height mean something. "Everyone else is freaking out!", soar waved their hands about while speaking, grinning, barely even aware of its own surroundings, "I have ways to keep calm," they put one hand on their heart, stood up straight, and hid the hammer behind soars back, "All thanks to the honourable Sir Conrad Hagar!"]
"oh your having a full on mental break down I see.... Ok well ... For one, put the knife down....for two, I'm a murcrow, and for three I'm also a licensed therapist"
The bird hops down t to floor looking over the ..mess ..."wow...did a real number on em..." He mutters
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Perhaps I should have the feathers bleached and dyed so that it does not become an eyesore.
.. only if your ok with your skin being bleached and dyed
Of course I am not, but that is a completely different matter.
As someone with feathers ... No it's not
Perhaps I should have the feathers bleached and dyed so that it does not become an eyesore.
.. only if your ok with your skin being bleached and dyed
Dude Iβm so fucking lost
THE SKY FUCKING EXPLODED
WHAT THE FUCK
Not again
M!A!
Mew Hybrid for a day!
.......... This feels weird........
At least your not a bird
Note to self: do not try to groom another pokemon with my tongue. Awful. Don't know why I even did that in the first place
Hey, person who reblogged this asking what the hell is going on, I need to add the important context that I am currently a zoroark. And I run a pokemon rescue on my ranch. I care for these pokemon very strongly and the parental instincts. It snuck up on me
oh, well. sounds about right. makes more sense now. hmph.
I think if I got turned into a Glaceon I would lick my Toxicroak too. completely understandable have a nice day sort of thing.
You as well, may you never get poisoned if put into that sort of situation
...you got poisoned? what sort of pokemon did you lick again.
Oh, I licked a zorua, nothing toxic. But you said you'd probably accidentally lick your Toxicroak, which Mick tells me is a poison type frog. Where I come from, licking a frog would get you, well, poisoned
Don't lick frogs kids, you could see some weird stuff
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i haven't checked here in a bit, what's going on with mick?
nothing.
... I'll get the salt
My rotom has been pirating superhero anime...........
... Tell him the superheros wouldn't be proud of him
