Sass > Class

You fuckers were so lucky to have him

Aaaaand, I’m crying!

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

bye grandpa

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

my heart says yes but my mom says no

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

idk who u are or where i am. if you diss pride and prejudice im comin for ur ungrateful ass. we could be standing at the alter abt to say ‘i do’ and if you say ‘ugh i hate pride and prejudice’ id fcking leave you. id walk out of my own wedding. i could be under anesthesia about to have major surgery and hear my doctor say ‘i never liked austen novels’ and id wake up just to request a different doctor. u could be the president of the united states and say ‘they’re just love stories’ and id deck you right there, right in front of secret service. im waiting and im ready to fight