Purposefully Glorious

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMG YES

When I look around of us, you know what I see? Losers. I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Our homes, our families, normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today.

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had