eat your emotions

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.”