I Share The Stuff I Like

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

This is astonishing. I’m going to use and save.

Walked past a beloathed coworker that has been picking a fight with me vis a vis our lead as a middle man and he had tumblr open on his phone so Kevin if you're reading this I will start a war you will not win if you keep this shit up.

You're allowed to reblog this to let Kevin know I'm not fucking around.

One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

like to charge reblog to cast

Death Note if Light wasn’t such a fuckin loser with a cop for a dad and his head up his ass

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

good media should make you stare at wall for 2 hours instead of immediately starting shippings wars and coffeeshop au and slowburn fics

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

kitten keeps walking across the keyboard i think it’s time to let her speak her truth

Great literary kitty of our age with it’s devilishly cartoonist features! The crazy typist now selling for $48.98!

How admirable, it is important for our next generation of writers to have such talent.

i want a soft connection. i want to be asked how my day went and if i need anything. i want forehead kisses. i want the back of my hand kissed at red lights. i want to be asked how i’m mentally feeling. i want to hold hands everywhere we go. i want romantic gestures. i want my hair played in at the most unexpected moments. i want silent eye connections that lead to smiles. i want to take random walks.