Asda attempts to label things. Fails.

OK, let's go through these... Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot Carrot... no, wait, not a carrot Not a carrot Not a carrot ... Not a carrot

Again, Asda staff have spotted the colour and leaped to a conclusion. The wrong conclusion, obviously.

Pears? Or pineapples? Being generous, they do have a vaguely similar shape.

I know "nuts" are often botanically something quite different, but this is just a cop-out.

Technically not a mistake, but I am highly amused that they've correctly identified "persimmon" given their usual inability to spot something like an apple.

I had a satsuma yesterday, Asda, but I don't remember it being quite so spiky.

You've successfully identified kale, but got potatoes confused with bananas? FFS.

You might be right about the ones in the middle, but the others? Definitely not nectarines.

Yellow melons - very good. Shame they just gave up after that.

Sorry, Asda. Despite a recent run of good labelling, you're back to your old tricks. That's not a satsuma.

I suppose, technically, you could class aubergine as a salad vegetable. But that would be pretty pedantic of you.

The slightly more exotic fruits such as "melon" and "pineapple" are beyond Asda's compression.

Despite being specific with the label for the middle batch of potatoes, Asda have stayed very general with the "vegetable" designation for the other batches.

"Don’t care, don’t care, cauliflower! I know that one."

Not cauliflowers. That one on the end is, quite obviously, a trifle.

Funny looking fruit. Too much fun at the Asda Christmas party last night.

If there's a particular vegetable which deserves correct identification at Christmas time, it's the sprout. Poor show, Asda.