The Disillusioned Illusionist

Peinture blanche

Last phase of a construction project of social housing Boulevard MacDonald in Paris: white paint.

Dernière phase d'un chantier de construction de logements sociaux Boulevard MacDonald à Paris: peinture blanche.

Philodendrons are for breeders. Succulents are for sissies. 

But which succulent yells Get Out Of My House, You Patriarch the loudest?

String of Hanging Fish Hooks

Don’t come too close, straightie! This fish bites!

A string of hanging fish hooks is perfect for when you want to channel #StayBackRealness. Unapproachable and messy - just like you!  

Crassula Umbella 

What did you call me?

That ain’t an STD! That’s a crassula umbella! Shaped like red blood cells, these little babies will surely attract that gay nerd you’ve been eye-fucking in Bio Lab. 

Paddle Plant

Spank away the patriarchy, one paddle plant at a time.