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It needed to be done :)

Princess Mononoke feral Nicolò and Yusuf looking adorably while being threatened to death.

Muuaahahha

#canon interaction #the old guard #nicolò di genova #yusuf al-kaysani #immortal husbands

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as-is-yours

booker clone, pointing at booker: shoot HIM. HE’S the clone!!

nile, turning the gun on the clone: the REAL booker would never pass up an opportunity to die

as-is-yours

i forgot i made this like years ago… aged well

#self rb

spacegirlsgang

My girl was really going through it in that first 48

#free her😭#the old guard #nile freeman

vanitastalk

the true beauty of the old guard fandom really is that all can be true. There are so many fics with so many snippets from so many different tiny points in time for them that all these wonderfully imagined interactions can realistically have happened. To me they have. You can only depict so much of 200, 900, 6,000 years in one work, and they have lived so many lives, clashed and loved and fought and came together again so many different ways. All is possible. All is true and I am so in love with this fandom

#everything is canon to me #usually when i read fics i pretend everything is canon in parallel universes.#but for tog they are all real :)#the old guard

xnicoloalkaysani

the immortal husbands who are immortal and will always be immortal and will never lose their immortality or die ever + textposts

#love them always #the old guard #the old guard 2 #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #immortal husbands

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marwankenzarisfreckles

#i think about ‘my blessing is i found you’ twice a week #have done since 2020 #greg rucka #the old guard #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #immortal husbands

niccolos

NILE FREEMAN WEEK 2025 Day 2 - Fashion

#she really is Her #the old guard 2 #the old guard #nile freeman

marwankenzarisfreckles

#oh… my parents #marwan kenzari #luca marinelli #the old guard

digenovanicolo

nicky saying to joe 'who are you texting?' is still so funny to me he's fr like '?? everyone you know is right here'

#and btw he’s 100% right #what was joe thinking texting at the dinner table #at least try to hide it??? you have one (1) other friend #the old guard #the old guard 2 #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani

headcanonthings

#the old guard #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #immortal husbands #the old guard 2

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nicolodigenovas

i still can't believe nile doesn't wear her cross anymore (!!!!!) and the only thing that we got about it was a throwaway line in the badly done evil monologue from uma thurman

#FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE THIS #so sad i didn’t get my scene with nile and nicky talking about religion together :/#really wish we could have explored that dang #nile freeman #the old guard 2 #the old guard

hey wait have we addressed yet that tog2 makes it canon that they can get drunk but can’t get hungover (or at least not badly hungover)… kinda feel like this is monumental info for the crazies who wrote think pieces about how their immortality would handle things like alcohol or drugs in 2020 (me)

#i used to write damn novels in the tags about this #i always wondered if booker could drink himself to death #or if andy’s drinking could ever impair her since we see her drink heavily before two separate fight scenes #and now we just… know… and no one has written an essay about it yet….#maybe i should.#the old guard #the old guard 2

pndrgn

andromaquynh and joenicky btw

#canon #the old guard #andromaquynh #immortal husbands

thatpratdragonlady

THE OLD GUARD 2 bts (15/?) - camera shot

Source: @victoriamahoney IG post, 20th July 2025

#the old guard 2

buotella

Andy: my girl is mad at me i hope i die

#they were so hot in this scene #lowkey on the edge of my seat the whole time…#andromache the scythian #quynh tog #andromaquynh #the old guard 2 #the old guard

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