我吃的孩子

{/he can’t help but roll his eyes, shaking his head a little as he nudges his head against your own gently— finding the action rather endearing;} Fine, fine, but not too much at night! You need sleep too, y’know. 

[ `pouts and leans her head away from him and rubs at the spot before rolling her eyes playfully and snorts; What is sleep? I've been up all night~ Plus I got cake. Cake, cake, cake. 

{/hooks his arms under your thighs, hoisting you up gently as he turns to peer over at your face;} That’s not allowed, I’ve made that clear many times. That explains things— we both know what coffee does to you. {/snorts;}

[ `tilts her head, her cheek pressing against the side of his face and whines playfully; Awwh, c'mon opppppppa. Coffee's so good and it keeps me awake. 

… Why are you giggling like Stewie for— {/juts out his lower lip when you run off;} You just got here and you’re leaving me already!? 

[ `runs back and runs behind him, jumping on his back; Yes and because I had coffee early in the morning and now I have a smoothie. 

yo this is me, on fucking point

seriously tho

he looks sooooo good