ayy welcome

McCree: “Dude how many hotdogs do you think I could fit in my mouth?”

Hanzo: “...four.”

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Hanzo: “I may have terrible decision making skills, but at least my decisions are interesting!”

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McCree: “You have enough sugar?”

Hanzo: “You can never have enough sugar for breakfast.”

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Hanzo: "No more turtles! There were 240 turtles last time, I was washing my hands with turtles! No more turtle races!"

McCree: :(

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McCree: "Do you think we can find another place along the river so we can stop and steal some rocks?"

Hanzo: *thinking about how many rocks are in the trunk of the car already*

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McCree: "Okay but if my asshole was a black hole, couldn't I sit on things and like... suck them up?"

Hanzo: "You could sit on things and send them to other places in the universe."

McCree: "...Oh my god I could shit directly on someone's desk whenever I wanted."

Hanzo: "No wait a second, if you sat down on a dick wouldn't it disappear?"

McCree: "Nah, you could just like.... transport it exactly where it was before."

“all my friends are monsters” pt 2... the version where I give up halfway through

Jack finally managed to get Gabe in a dress and let him take a picture.

All my friends are monsters... but I guess I am too. (personas derived from things I associate deeply with them)