Yes, you look absolutely ravishing Like the Greek goddess Aphrodite herself Your make-up is complimentary to your outfit as is your hair Your looks are a blessing to every person who walks this earth

No, your hair looks like the hair from the shower drain Your foundation isn’t blended and your contour is horrible Is that a mustard stain on your shirt? I pity anyone who has to see you today or ever

Yes, I feel honored to have laid my eyes upon a beauty like yourself I’ve seen thousands of sunsets and sunrises and they cannot compare to your beauty I could spend all day looking at you, admiring every single little detail I have never seen someone so beautiful in my life

No, I regret ever having any sort of contact with you How could you muster up the confidence to leave your house I wish I could unseen the mess that presents itself to me

Yes, you look beyond okay, you look absolutely breath taking