The Llama is a Lie

tag urself im people who in many instances have absolutely no clue what they are doing

I think I may have woken up my sister laughing at this post

Goodnight too... The Marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and people who in many instances have no clue what they are doing.

i only wear bronze-age style jewelery

so sick and tired of these new age hipsters. can’t we all just get back to the classic stone age rocks

catch me pridefully riding past you in a chariot eating burnt pheasant (all the rage right now) while you’re still searching the tall grasses for boring nutrient-dense tubers

okay, imma say it, the invention of the wheel made everyone entitled brats

this reminds of these kids I used to nanny. the eldest (8 at the time) taught me how to play chess with this set. I remember him going over the pieces and stated that Luigi was the queen and he, no joke, said “because he’s the nicest and you have to protect someone like that” that has always stuck in my head whenever I see Luigi now

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

how did you just spell “maneuver”?

sorry, manœuvre.

ur making the word “maneuver” real awkward bro

the o is giving the e the heimlich manœuvre

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

Godamnit this has me cr y in g