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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that
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I fucking love this video
No one:
Kiba Inuzuka and Kakashi Hatake:
He comes home today
Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
Shinjuku Golden Gai, Tokyo, Japan
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Christopher Nolan's film adaptation of the Odyssey it out and of course like all things in modern day culture there's controversy. I have not seen it yet so I can't judge but one argument I don't always go for when it comes to mythological type fantasy stories is that the adaptation is not historically accurate or authentic. To me this isn't really a fair criticism because as a piece of the human storytelling experience. Homer who first wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey lived 400 years after the events of the epics supposedly took place. Odds are even his retelling isn't a historically accurate telling of the events that occurred in the late bronze age. Over the centuries Homer's epics have been told and retold so many times, with each adding their own spin on the story, culture, or artistic vision. This isn't just a modern thing. Here's a 14th century French depiction of the sack of Troy
Notice how the Mycenaean Greeks and Trojons look like medieval knights in a medieval siege? So really it doesn't bother me if in Christopher Nolan's version the armor isn't right or the ship isn't right if he did it as part of some artistic vision. Because after all, these stories aren't necessarily real history, they are folklore told for entertainment first and foremost, as a form of art second, and as a historical telling last. This is a common feature through history. For example, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is a story going back to ancient Mesopotamia and has been told countless times in countless settings. Julius Caesar and Shakespeare's plays on the kings of England were not historically accurate tellings of those events, but were entertainment for the masses.
So what is my point in saying all this. Well believe it or not it is not to defend or dismiss Christopher Nolan's Odyssey as like I said I have not seen it yet.
Rather it's a shameless plug in for my absolute favorite retelling of Homer's Odyssey of all time. The Great Depression Era American Folklore version by the Cohen Brothers --- Oh Brother Where Art Thou (2001)
The Blind Prophet
The Sirens (also Cerci because they turn one of them into a horny toad)
Cyclops
The Lotus Eaters
Hades
Killing the Sacred Cows (Ulysses men are struck by Zeus' lightning, George Babyface Nelson gets the electric chair)
Ulysses prevails over the suitors
no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’
Been on my mind
plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)
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Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926
The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D
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An assortment of Revans
Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.
Muri Beach, Rarotonga, Cook Islands
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DON’T become even a casual nerd about historical fashion because you’ll start looking at pseudo-medieval fantasy and going “that jacket and those breeches are 200 years apart and reflect extremely different social movements” and “oh no they were NOT making shirts like that prior to industrialization” and “a fly front? in MY ~1500s???”
dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women
