Jon, Or Whatever.

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

This is what happens when you have a robot listen to Florence and the Machine’s album Dance Fever and then have it write one sentence.

Me in college

Everyone loves big meaty guys until we have to lay on top of you and you cease to exist.

This is my favorite thing to do

54 year old married straight truck drivers

Your 43 year old family dentist

my 36 year old ass

*high fives myself b/c of my good taste in music*

Me every time I show my students music that they end up liking

bestie do you wanna come over and lazily suck my dick while i play video games

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

which limb?

penis

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days