roy mustang's depression playlist

hi!! sorry i never post here ever/haven’t finished a proper fic in FOREVER but i’m participating in @sportsfestival this year! i’m back on my haikyuu (read: kurotsuki) bullshit, and right now the first bonus round is going on, so hopefully i’ll be posting some short ficlets in the coming days!!

btw, my dreamwidth is artenon, and i’ll be archiving my sportsfest fills in this post, if you also want to keep an eye on it there :^)

royed week / day 7: sci fi AU

oneshot/complete, 3.8k, rated E

summary: 

Dr. Knox hesitates, then shrugs. “He says, and I quote, ‘My dick feels like it’s going to explode. Do something, cut it off if you have to.’ I figured we could save that for a last resort.”

(Roy gets hit with sex pollen and Ed takes care of him.)

a/n: ending royed week with a BANG am i right ;)

anyway this is a few days late because i had a busy weekend but i was determined to finish a fic for every day of royed week, so here we are!! super self-indulgent sex pollen fic haha... hopefully it is both hot And funny

PLEASE NOTE that roy and ed are in an established relationship but since it IS a sex pollen fic there’s some level of dub-con, if that’s not your thing!

royed week / day 6: trust

complete/oneshot, 3.8k, rated M

summary: “A relationship is different. You’re looking for something to like, but all you’re gonna see are my scars and you’ll realize that I’m ugly, I’m fucked up, I’m damaged goods, and you’ll leave.”

a/n: i like how this one came out, i think it's pretty much my default headcanon for post-series royed;;

also roy is an incurable sap i'm sorry but there's nothing i can do about that

royed week / day 5: “in the unlikely event that we live through this...”

oneshot/complete, 3.7k, rated T

summary:

“As a matter of fact, I was thinking as well,” Roy said.

“Oh, yeah? What about?”

“My regrets.”

“Oh, geez. No, no, nope. We’re not there, Mustang. I’m not here for deep feelings talk with you when we’re stuck in a small enclosed space with no idea of when we’re getting out.”

a/n: rolling into day 5 at 11PM!! /sweats

this was fun but got unexpectedly long considering i had to write it all today LOL but i hope it makes you laugh!

royed week / day 4: gloves

oneshot/complete, 1.3k, rated T

summary: Ed thought of his automail joints locking up when it got too cold, the extra maintenance. Of the cold steel cutting through the cloth of his regular gloves, the shiver Roy would try but fail to suppress when Ed’s hand would accidentally brush against his skin.

a/n: I can't believe I'm still managing to post stuff tbh I just love these two so much ;_;

This is just established relationship schmoop so I hope you enjoy!

royed week / day 3: superhero au

3.4k, chapter 1/?, rated T

summary: Ed's life was already hard enough balancing being Fullmetal, the mysterious vigilante who can manipulate metal, and the work-partner-slash-favorite-tool of Winry Rockbell, mechanic. Then Roy Mustang, the (objectively handsome) man Ed saved one night, brings his ruined car to Rockbell Mechanics, and Ed's life gets a whole lot more complicated.

a/n: I couldn’t finish this so I had to make it a chaptered fic, OH NO. Roy and Ed are both walking embarrassments in this fic, and the entire thing is largely self-indulgent silliness, but I hope some of you enjoy it anyway!

royed week / day 2: time travel

oneshot/complete, 3.8k words, rated T

summary:

“Who—” Roy cuts off as the man turns to him.

He’s the spitting image of Ed, if Ed was about a decade older. But Ed and Al are the only ones of them left, the only ones with the dark skin and distinctly golden hair and eyes marking their Xerxesian descent.

The stranger stares at him, crumbs falling from his mouth to the table. “Oh. Hey.”

“I—

“Don’t freak out,” he says, “but I’m Edward Elric.”

royed week / day 1: high fantasy

oneshot/complete, 2.7k, rated T

Summary: Sparring was a good way to release excess energy, to destress, for the brain to get away from theories and formulas for a while and lose itself in something much more base and primal. Roy was masks and layers, calculated words and even more carefully calculated moves, and Ed wanted to see him stripped bare.

A/N: Happy RoyEd week!! I haven’t finished or posted anything in a long time, but I recently rewatched FMA:B and rediscovered my love for royed. The prompts for this week really inspired me, and I’m excited to see what everyone else will post!

Hello! Thank you so much for your kind message <3 I know I haven’t written haikyuu in ages, but I still love kurotsuki...Who knows, maybe I’ll write them again sometime!!