It's a terrible day for rain.

Ok but that cat has fantastic swedish pronunciation

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

and it’s sick as hell.

We can refer to anything that doesn’t require horses to work as being horseless. The horseless carriage. The horseless pencil. The horseless laptop. The Horseless Large Hadron Collider.

This is exactly my stupid sense of humour, I have been laughing for five minutes.

Just now I checked my blood sugar level with the horseless lancet and wiped away the excess with the unsalted kleenex

I’m drinking a horseless coke zero while browsing horseless tumblr on my horseless macbook before I go take a horseless shower

It’s getting pretty late; almost time to get into my horseless bed, with unsalted sheets, and listen to an unscented audiobook.

What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

Yippie my awesome sugoi life

Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting

the waves are too big for her

Infinite cosmic amounts of love, itty bitty kitty living space.

i fucking sobbing this is so cute